Lazy eye!

[sermon_of_mockery]

Any of you guys have one?I know that guys normally get them from stressing/working out,and seeing as this is a fitness board I figure we must have a couple lazies around here.
Maybe some of the girls have one.Most women get it from childbirth,or in the rare case of working out hard,and breathing incorrectlly.
Those that have this problem,say eye!

 

[KnoXville]

I had a girlfriend in grade school that had one of those. She was decent looking, nothing spectacular. The only reason I dated her is because every time her (then unknown to me) lazy eye sloped downwards I thought she was checking out my package. Initially this made her sound like a sure thing as a girl this direct would have no qualms against me riding her velvet meat curtains of love. She thought otherwise and we broke up soon there after, true story.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I had a girlfriend in grade school that had one of those. She was decent looking, nothing spectacular. The only reason I dated her is because every time her (then unknown to me) lazy eye sloped downwards I thought she was checking out my package. Initially this made her sound like a sure thing as a girl this direct would have no qualms against me riding her velvet meat curtains of love. She thought otherwise and we broke up soon there after, true story.

very interesting!
My last encounter of a lazy eye was in a restroom where I was washing my hands,and talking to a guy that had one.He was standing at just the right angle to where I could see him,and his reflection in the mirror beside him.I could not for the fucking life of me figure out which eye to look at,his,or his reflections.There was too many funky eyeballs for me to want to deal with it.

 

[KnoXville]

I wonder if there is a contrasting condition in medicine such as having an energetic eye. Where the eye in question would randomly travel up, and delightfully dance around the eye socket.

 

[Jae]

Look at any Dennis James picture.