Laugh at others

[ohashi]

Because, let's face it, your life is pretty damn shitty.

http://www.notproud.com

02/05/2005 at 22:48:03

I'm a male teen -- I'm fat, I eat like its going out of style, I sit in front of the computer and video games all day, get driven anywhere I need to go. I can't remember the last time I excercised voluntarily (literally). Walking up the stairs in my house makes my heart pump.

10/31/2001 at 12:59:00

I'm so lazy, when I jerk off, I don't even get up to put in a porn flic. I just whack away at whatever is within arms reach. One time, I jerked of to the cover of my daughters "Recess: Schools Out" lunch box. I am sick and lazy, and I should go to hell.

11/25/2002 at 14:33:03

i am a teenager. there is this girl. there always is. i fancy her so much. she wants me bad too. i would ask her out bu my m8's would take the piss coz the is kinda big.but her tits are 36dd. her ass is round and sexy and is the thing with gets me hard so fast. she knows it and she loves standing woth her back too me and then shoving her hand in my pocket and giving me a secret hand job.she keeps putting her thongs in my bag. i go home and jack off with them on my dick. i wear them and show her to prove my lust for her. i should just fuck her.

11/15/2002 at 15:53:50

I am sometimes late for work and other important appointments because I'm too busy jacking off.

 

[ohashi]

A few more...

09/01/2004 at 14:36:23

God, my roommate pisses me off. She and I used to be friends. She thinks we still are. How can we be?? Her constant slights about my weight are infuriating. She has a model-type body, which is great for her. I'm not fat, (not at all!!) but I am curvy. I don't have a flat stomach but I'm not overweight. She is always making these subtle digs at me, though. I don't even think she's aware of it. It's just what she thinks. Fucking bitch. Then, she sits around all day in her bikini. She wonders why we don't hang out anymore

01/27/2002 at 14:23:51

i envy every fucker with a girlfriend coz i havent got one.

09/09/2004 at 19:44:53

The other day me and my girl were having sex and i made her scream so hard that she screamed another man's name... I envy him.

02/22/2004 at 21:26:31

I asked this girl out who iv known for 8 years. She considers me her best friend...she meets this guy who just got out of a relationship 3 weeks previous, he asks her out 4 days b4 I do and she stays with him. Hes a short jewish asshole emo pothead. Im everything hes not and more, but she considers us best friends...why? Why must this happen?

03/19/2003 at 03:37:09

I AM SO LAZY! i dont know why i am, but... i just am... i always need to go pee (like now) and... i just cant be bothered to get up and pee. Sometimes it takes me hours to go to sleep at nite because i need to pee and im too lazy to get up. My sisters got a bladder infection and im probably going down that road, but... i cant help it... just cant pee? *shrug*

12/23/2004 at 14:57:54

I hate myself for being so lazy. I do absolutely nothing at work. When I get home and do nothing but sit in front of the t. V. and get chocolate cakes. My girl left me so I am depressed to the point of suicide but I am to lazy to unlock the gun cabinet and load a pistol to paint the ceiling with my blood and brain matter. Man I am a worthless piece. Will someone please come kill me.

 

[biteme]

It's great to know that there are people out there lazier than I. I'm only lazy when it comes to things I don't want to do.

 

[hamstershaver]

Quote:
10/31/2001 at 12:59:00

I'm so lazy, when I jerk off, I don't even get up to put in a porn flic. I just whack away at whatever is within arms reach. One time, I jerked of to the cover of my daughters "Recess: Schools Out" lunch box. I am sick and lazy, and I should go to hell.


bwaaaaahaaaaaaaaa thats a classic

 

[Spanky11]

that was great...biteme has found a new home on this website....

 

[_Yossarian_]

I suddenly feel so much better about myself..thanks

 

[chewyxrage]

These people are going places

 

[SoreArms]

11/15/2002 at 15:53:50

I am sometimes late for work and other important appointments because I'm too busy jacking off.

OMG, when did I write that

 

[jackangel]

OMG [email protected]

the whole concept is lovely

hehehehehe

i could post there.

 

[ohashi]

09/12/2000 at 09:30:09

I used to pee my bed because I didn't see the sense in going to the bathroom. Why waste the energy going to the bathroom and disturbing your sleep? They thought there was something wrong with me but I just didn't understand their logic so I peed and slept soundly. It took some serious teaching on their part to learn me different.

That's some powerful learning...

04/07/2004 at 01:46:22

I like to urinate out my front window because it's closer than the toilet.

 

[ohashi]

And this guy is my hero:

02/06/2001 at 03:27:57

i haven't cleaned my toilet in 3 months. it is really gross, but i am moving soon, so i don't care. i don't even answer the door or the phone, because they might ask me to do something.

 

[jaded]

Lmfao.

 

[Scotsman]

Wow these people could give hope to normal lazy people.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[H_T_]

^^^that ones awesome!