laugh at my expense.

[hrlydvdson1]

alright, elite bros, i spend a lot of time telling guys that they are idiots for telling their wives about their aas use. so, i will let you guys have a laugh at my expense.

I recently placed an order with a source. i left the paperwork from the wu in my wallet. my wife got up this morning and started going through it. it is the wu receipt. also, a receipt for $400 somoli's. the name funds were sent, as you are aware, was some crazy foreign fucking name that i can't pronounce. mind you, i work for the government in a tactical position, out of country at times. she said, "is this one of your whores in another country?" i said, "honey, that is money for gear." she says to me, "yea, right, this is money you are sending one of your whores."...lol...point of story-the only thing worse than your wife thinking you are on the juice is her thinking you have a foreign whore......see why i dont order int'l....i am always that 1000th package that is seized, what luck....lol

 

[georgie24]

your not alone!!!!!!!! been there done that!

lol i thought i was the only one.

 

[omega529]

tell her that money is not for your whores.....then pull out 400 and give it to her and say "this money if for my whore" maybee that will make her smile.

 

[Inhibitor13]

tell her that money is not for your whores.....then pull out 400 and give it to her and say "this money if for my whore" maybee that will make her smile.

good thinking..lol but my fiancee would take the money and then STILL be on my case ! When they pull that shit on you, sometimes I think thay want you to be cheating on them or something?! One time she pulled that shit and I had everything to back up that I wasnt messing around and she still was accusing me of cheating ! Women ! UGH !

 

[get456]

when they do that shit, its very simple, they are looking for a reason to break up (to inhibitor)

 

[BigPun81]

when they do that shit, its very simple, they are looking for a reason to break up (to inhibitor)

or for a reason to cheat on you.

 

[20ss02]

The moral of the story.............

Don't get married

Just keep a jar of bus tokens and maps to the closest bus stop - then send them packing when the fun is over.

 

[NURSEPIMP]

Ha ha holy shit.

My wife would say that to me too. Then I would say, shut the fuck up. Do you think I would keep the receipt... LOL

.. Get the angry "how the fuck can you say that to me" face on and convince her she is wrong.. Done!

-NP

 

[tatman3177]

plain and simple. tell her flat out striaght faced that if she doesnt believe you then get the fuck out. you dont have the time to waste arguing over such simple bulshit when the proof is in her face. i did and she left.... now i have someone with a little more sanity to listen to reason when its in their face.

 

[sofakingdel]

plain and simple. tell her flat out striaght faced that if she doesnt believe you then get the fuck out. you dont have the time to waste arguing over such simple bulshit when the proof is in her face. i did and she left.... now i have someone with a little more sanity to listen to reason when its in their face.

tatman that avatar is Nice, when can she deliver my Package