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Subject: The lady and the Lexus
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns
back, there standing next to her, is a salesman;
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely vehicle?"
He answers;
"Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it...
you're going to shit when your hear the price".
A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather
upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a
sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns
back, there standing next to her, is a salesman;
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely vehicle?"
He answers;
"Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just
touching it...
you're going to shit when your hear the price".
