Ladies:

[H_T_]

Can i tongue jack your fart-box?

 

[Athos]

how bout' " can I tongue dart your stink star?"

Sounds a little more clinical.

 

[H_T_]

how bout' " can I tongue dart your stink star?"

Sounds a little more clinical.

can i pollenate your brown flower? lol.

 

[Gymgurl]

polish the rusty sheriffs badge LOLOL

 

[immortalis]

wow...

 

[Gymgurl]

chocolate starfish....

 

[Kano]

Tounge punch your dirt star or sheffirs bagde

 

[Cutiebaby]

Can i tongue jack your fart-box?

lmao, that is a funny way at putting it

 

[Kano]

ht you are a sick man lol

 

[Kano]

No matter how much you clean your ass, i dont care if you dump bleach in your donut hole its still going to smell like ass! Now if a women wants to lick my ass she can have at it. But if she wants me to lick her ass nope. I do not like the smell of anyones ass. lol

 

[bilter]

No matter how much you clean your ass, i dont care if you dump bleach in your donut hole its still going to smell like ass! Now if a women wants to lick my ass she can have at it. But if she wants me to lick her ass nope. I do not like the smell of anyones ass. lol

if its the right woman I will not only lick it I stick my tongue as far in as it'll go.................and I have a pretty long tongue

 

[H_T_]

i like taking the ole dirt road....

 

[Kano]

i like taking the ole dirt road....

Do it up bro maybe if you get your tounge in there deep enough you can change the color of it lol

 

[bilter]

Do it up bro maybe if you get your tounge in there deep enough you can change the color of it lol

HAHA...... You have got to try it. sometimes it has a little bitter taste but its all good!
I honestly think if I had not pulled this move on my wife she would not have married me

 

[Gymgurl]

It drives women wild.....the sheer dirtyness of it

 

[Kano]

It drives women wild.....the sheer dirtyness of it

lol your right baby it is dirty

 

[H_T_]

It drives women wild.....the sheer dirtyness of it

i am a huge fan of plunging a girls turd slicer with my tongue.

 

[immortalis]

It drives women wild.....the sheer dirtyness of it

Yeah, its good... *shit.

 

[Gymgurl]

No pun intended^^^^

 

[H_T_]

i do the unmentionable stuff...

 

[Gymgurl]

Do mention.....we are all ears......

 

[the-short-one]

i do the unmentionable stuff...

so...are you taking appointements? Pencil me in for a full treatment.

 

[H_T_]

so...are you taking appointements? Pencil me in for a full treatment.

i can eat one of those hagen daas pints of ice cream without a spoon. i train my tongue like any other muscle.

 

[Gymgurl]

Shit Shorty and I are IN

 

[H_T_]

Shit Shorty and I are IN

um, IN is where i wanna be.

 

[Gymgurl]

In eating my butter pecan flavored kitty?

 

[H_T_]

In eating my butter pecan flavored kitty?

i double dawg dare you.....

 

[the-short-one]

is there a group rate? can GG and I get a 2 for 1 discount?

 

[H_T_]

is there a group rate? can GG and I get a 2 for 1 discount?

if you let me drink Asti out of your shoe, it's free.

 

[the-short-one]

In.

 

[H_T_]

let me eat a plate of extra crispy bacon at your feet while being flogged?