Ladies - what would you do if you had a penis for a day?

[tripleV]

I would want to see what a woman felt like on the other end. (Figure out if it feels better to be the hole or the stick)
and
I would want a really big one, measure it and show it off to everyone, maybe hit people with it when they pass by!

 

[MommaKin]

I would want a really big one, measure it and show it off to everyone, maybe hit people with it when they pass by!

lmfao@3V...
I'd for sure want a really big one..I mean really long and wide....I'd go fuck everything up the ass that pissed me off....
Also, there'd be alot of guys sucking me off....you cocksuckers!
I'd make you take it all too! I'd poke a hole out the back of your neck!
lol
I'm feeling rather friskally sadistic this morning

 

[tripleV]

Meybe surprise and EX BF ...tell him to roll over and give it to him good!!!

 

[MommaKin]

that's what I'm talking bout!
"o ya baby, you know I still love....you know I forgive you for fucking my mother..it's all good baby...."
THEN *RAM!*
"OK YOU CARCASS COCK FUCK YOU! DO YOU LIKE IT LIKE THIS? DO THAT FEEL GOOD? DO YOU LIKE THE BLOOD RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG AS I RIP YOUR ASSHOLE OPEN WIDER THEN YOUR PAPA DID TO YOU!!...WHO'S YOUR MOMMA!! YOU BITCH!"

Meybe surprise and EX BF ...tell him to roll over and give it to him good!!!

 

[havoc]

These words you two have typed are so shocking and unexpected, especially from women of your caliber.

 

[WODIN]

Triple V....what does triple V mean?


V and MK....you two need to get double headed dildo and go at each other.

 

[Milhouse]

See you too arent like those dumb broads I was talking about in another thread.

I think if any women had a cock for a day they would probably pick up a women and say "yes honey I will respect you in the morning"

 

[MommaKin]

yes and we'd actually mean it....and, what i said I'd do to men, I'd mean that, right from the tip of my cock

I think if any women had a cock for a day they would probably pick up a women and say "yes honey I will respect you in the morning"

 

[tripleV]

These words you two have typed are so shocking and unexpected, especially from women of your caliber.

Thanks ...I luv to be shcoking! It's all good...

lol

 

[tripleV]

Triple V....what does triple V mean?


V and MK....you two need to get double headed dildo and go at each other.

I would have to kill you.....

and how do you know about double headed dildoes?? huh!

 

[tripleV]

Triple V
Stop sending me PM's and emails asking me for naked pictures of myself. Ask Mommakin and Vix. You're wasting your time. Now pipe down and show us those naked pics again.

DOT

u wish you horny mofo

 

[tripleV]

See you too arent like those dumb broads I was talking about in another thread.

I think if any women had a cock for a day they would probably pick up a women and say "yes honey I will respect you in the morning"

no I wouldn't call! im an asshole! hee hee

 

[havoc]

Triple , you must undersand I was being a bit sarcastic, you are the complete invalid I knew you always were.

 

[MommaKin]

I understood your humour there, Havoc...can we go share an "invalid" fuck in the bush now?

Triple , you must undersand I was being a bit sarcastic, you are the complete invalid I knew you always were.

 

[havoc]

Hey "Live 2 Quilt", I honestly and I'm being 100% honest and serious here, that you mam could not handle my cock, you would say "hurry up and cum havoc". Take that into context and get back with me ok?

 

[MommaKin]

I'll page you later, OK?

Hey "Live 2 Quilt", I honestly and I'm being 100% honest and serious here, that you mam could not handle my cock, you would say "hurry up and cum havoc". Take that into context and get back with me ok?

 

[vixenbabe]

I'd give myself a raise in pay first off.

Then I'd show my man what a real seven inches look like..teach the bastard how to use the tape measure proper....

 

[Bikini Mod]

I would FUCK every vagina that could not crawl away.

 

[Shrebly]

Re: Re: Ladies - what would you do if you had a penis for a day?

lmfao@3V...
I'd for sure want a really big one..I mean really long and wide....I'd go fuck everything up the ass that pissed me off....
Also, there'd be alot of guys sucking me off....you cocksuckers!
I'd make you take it all too! I'd poke a hole out the back of your neck!
lol
I'm feeling rather friskally sadistic this morning

Mental Note: Cancel MammaKin's Christmas present of one extra large, life like strap on didlo.

 

[The_Ghost]

I'd give myself a raise in pay first off.

Then I'd show my man what a real seven inches look like..teach the bastard how to use the tape measure proper....

Ouch

 

[WODIN]

I would have to kill you.....

and how do you know about double headed dildoes?? huh!

I'm willing to take my chances...come on give me..

If you ever go to a Philly Show bar, you end up seeing girl on girl shows and they always have a double headed dildo scene. Very cool indeed.

 

[supersizeme]

Hey wodin what would you do if you had a penis for a day?

 

[tripleV]

Triple , you must undersand I was being a bit sarcastic, you are the complete invalid I knew you always were.

maybe YOU dont understand my humour ya moron!!!!!!!!!
AND sarcasm hunny I understand....You think I was thanking YOU!!! ya dumb ass

 

[havoc]

Triple Vagina, first go wash your rotten fish festy swamp hole or I'm just gunna have to lambaste you with jizz and shit from afar.
You spineless, yellow, piece of garbage. Its ok, dumbfuck, I, you and everyone knows I'm gunna verbally bust my dick through the back of your brittle skull with my frankfritter via your occular cavity.

I'm going to give you a little more time before I drive to your mobile home, yank your warted, mangled pussy lip down and let it snap back up hitting your fat face like a window shade. Ya got that, you bearded bitch?

Don't make me tie your sideburns together and hang you on a hook, stupid.


*just so you know this is all in good fun*, at least for me it is.

 

[Test boy]

Seems like all the girls but bikinimom said they would want a really big one. Does that say something? I think so. Girls say they want a really big one then when they get it...different story.

 

[thebigugly]

Com'on women, If you had a dick for the day, you know what you really would do. HAVE CONTROL OVER THE REMOTE! And be more intelligent, ya know the saying goes "Two heads are better than one!"

 

[Test boy]

"Two heads are better than one." Thats funny.

 

[plifter]

I would FUCK every vagina that could not crawl away.

You already do that any way.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Seems like all the girls but bikinimom said they would want a really big one. Does that say something? I think so. Girls say they want a really big one then when they get it...different story.

I don't feel the need to have a HYUGE winkie, just one that is big enough to do the job.....for me, that would be MINIMUM 6 1/2"...but since I get to choose, I would say about 9" should be sufficient....Oh, and I would like it to curve up when erect....

Yes, THAT WOULD DO QUITE NICELY!

Oh and one more thing.....I would like to have impressive erection control...meaning that I could cut off the orgasm (after about an hour or two of amazing fucking) just before I blow, then have another hour or two of the old in/out, then cum just a bit, then maybe another hour or so of the old in/out before the woman could no longer handle it then BLOW BIG TIME!!!! ...of course, I would not get REMOTELY FLACID during ANY PART OF THIS. hehehehehheeee

Yes, THAT WOULD INDEED DO QUITE NICELY!

 

[Test boy]

bikinimom...you could write porn in your spare time. That as an arousing post. But it looks like I have to retract my exclusion of you from the "supersized dick club." 9" is quite large. However I refuse to cut off 1" just to meet your desires.

 

[MommaKin]

I only would like to have a ibg cock to fuck the guys and make them bleed.....make them hurt.....in a good way for me, but, in a bad way for them

Seems like all the girls but bikinimom said they would want a really big one. Does that say something? I think so. Girls say they want a really big one then when they get it...different story.

 

[Test boy]

You are sick...you say you want to: 1) Fuck guys with a big dick. 2) Make them bleed...make them hurt.

 

[smallmovesal]

I would FUCK every vagina that could not crawl away.

heh heh... me too

 

[MommaKin]

Not sick...just friskally sadistic

You are sick...you say you want to: 1) Fuck guys with a big dick. 2) Make them bleed...make them hurt.

 

[Test boy]

Guess it is just me...I always thought the S&M crowd was sick.

 

[Super Girl 22]

the first thing i'd do is whip it out and pee standing up!! lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

the first thing i'd do is whip it out and pee standing up!! lol

I can already do that....but without precision.

Let me add this to my list of things to do:

- write my name in the snow. hehehheheheheee

As for the porn thing...Thank you. Ya' know one would think that I have a vivid imagination, but not so my brotha....BASED IN FACT. tee-hee