Ladies please translate this...

[Deleted member 33117]

..if a girl tells you more than twice that she is in love with your penis...what is she trying to say?

 

[Carmen]

..if a girl tells you more than twice that she is in love with your penis...what is she trying to say?

that you're a retard but you fuck really well.
omg i'm funny. but i was kidding. you're not a retard at all.
it means she wants you to say you love her too.
or if its soklueless, she wants you to send her pics of it.

 

[BileStew]

....what is she trying to say?

Slide it in her ass?

 

[SoKlueles]

soklueles has never otld him she loves his penis

 

[Dial_tone]

Next time you wake up she'll be gone and so will your penis.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

it means:
Stop asking how big her ex's were

 

[onebigab]

She wants you to give her A2M

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

It could be her way of expressing her "love" for you. She could be thinking that she is in love with you or she loves you but she doesn't say "I love you BBF." because you knows that you probably wouldn't react positively to this so instead she chooses to say she is in love with your penis.

Or...

She could be saying she loves how your penis brings her pleasure but if you didn't work it the way you do she wouldn't find anything worthwhile about being with you/around you/having you in her life.

 

[BileStew]

It could be her way of expressing her "love" for you. She could be thinking that she is in love with you or she loves you but she doesn't say "I love you BBF." because you knows that you probably wouldn't react positively to this so instead she chooses to say she is in love with your penis.

Or...

She could be saying she loves how your penis brings her pleasure but if you didn't work it the way you do she wouldn't find anything worthwhile about being with you/around you/having you in her life.

Or she could be gingerly "stroking his ego".

 

[dirty~d~]

Why not ask HER that?

 

[BileStew]

Why not ask HER that?

Then they'd have to cuddle afterwards. Too much of a headache.

 

[dirty~d~]

Then they'd have to cuddle afterwards. Too much of a headache.

Ah, good point.

 

[EnderJE]

Why not ask HER that?

Naw, couldn't do that. Where would the mystery be?

 

[awittyusername]

..if a girl tells you more than twice that she is in love with your penis...what is she trying to say?

It means she feels guilty, because she was thinking about me during sex

 

[velvett]

Probably the same thing if she were to say, "OH GOD, I love your hair".

 

[Deleted member 33117]

It means she feels guilty, because she was thinking about me during sex

Yep...that's what I thought...LoL