klu is sleeping

[hamstershaver]

give me some ideas on what i should do to her

 

[Sub-Zero]

u still owe me kitty pics....

 

[HumorMe]

How mean do you want to get?

 

[hamstershaver]

How mean do you want to get?

hmmmmmmm

 

[HumorMe]

Ice cold water poured on them usually gets them riled a little.

 

[Sub-Zero]

hmmmmmmm

take rope and tie it around the bed and around her and just literally tie her to the bed face down, then pull her pants down, rest a candle upright in her butcheeks and light it, so she wakes up with wax all around her buttcrack

 

[Lady Viking]

Ice cold water poured on them usually gets them riled a little.

 

[hamstershaver]

Ice cold water poured on them usually gets them riled a little.

id be afraid to go to sleep if i did that to her

 

[HumorMe]

I usually do that when my wife is taking a shower.

 

[Lestat]

stick your finger in her butt

 

[hamstershaver]

take rope and tie it around the bed and around her and just literally tie her to the bed face down, then pull her pants down, rest a candle upright in her butcheeks and light it, so she wakes up with wax all around her buttcrack

dont have any rope, or a candle long enuff for her butt cheeks

 

[HumorMe]

id be afraid to go to sleep if i did that to her

Hide all of her stuff that she uses in the morning when she is dressing.

 

[hamstershaver]

Hide all of her stuff that she uses in the morning when she is dressing.

im a guy i dont pay any attention to what she uses

 

[hamstershaver]

stick your finger in her butt

she would like that too much

 

[HumorMe]

im a guy i dont pay any attention to what she uses

make-up, toothbrush, hair dryer, etc.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Hide all of her stuff that she uses in the morning when she is dressing.

jerk off in her shampoo.


and hammy, a birthday candle is good enough, as loong as it has some time to mel tsome wax before she wakes up from the fireburn on he rass

 

[HS Lifter]

tea bag her for starters....

 

[Lestat]

stick your finger up your butt, then in her mouth..

oh wait, YOU'LL like that too much.

 

[hamstershaver]

tea bag her for starters....

i like this idea

 

[hamstershaver]

make-up, toothbrush, hair dryer, etc.

shes got so much makeup i dont even know what she uses, the toothbrush is a good idea

 

[HumorMe]

Superglue the toilet seat and lid down.

 

[hamstershaver]

Superglue the toilet seat and lid down.

how am i going to go then?

 

[HumorMe]

how am i going to go then?

Got any trees?

 

[Austin316]

wake her up and make like your gonna finally go down on her then yell APRIL FOOLS!! then again thats over its the 2nd

 

[hamstershaver]

wake her up and make like your gonna finally go down on her then yell APRIL FOOLS!! then again thats over its the 2nd

damn i wish you had told me that one earlier

 

[HumorMe]

wake her up and make like your gonna finally go down on her then yell APRIL FOOLS!! then again thats over its the 2nd

lol...that's a good one.

 

[Austin316]

can always still do it, would be funny... take a picture of her facial expression though

 

[canadianhitman]

jerk off in her shampoo.

Why not just cut right to the chase? Jerk off to some porn, and when you're just about to bust a nut, creep into the bedroom and blow your load into her hair.

 

[HS Lifter]

fart in her face

 

[canadianhitman]

fart in her face

That could be good for some giggles too.

 

[Yarg!]

take a shit, put in sock and rub it on her face as you go "congratulations!". karma to the person who knows where thats from.

 

[geoboy]

Pull out one of her teeth.

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[geoboy]

Pull out one of her teeth.

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1) Use a rusty pair of pliers, and
2) leave a Twinkie under the pillow to make it all better.

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[*MissFit*]

I think she should with hold sex.. im gonna pm her a list of stuff to do to hammy now..

 

[bran987]

wake her up and make like your gonna finally go down on her then yell APRIL FOOLS!! then again thats over its the 2nd

 

[SoKlueles]

I think she should with hold sex.. im gonna pm her a list of stuff to do to hammy now..

finally, someone to defend my honor
I cc

 

[geoboy]

finally, someone to defend my honor
I cc

you still got all your teeth, or did he take my advice?
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[SoKlueles]

you still got all your teeth, or did he take my advice.
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omggggggggggggggggg
i thought i heard a whistlling noise close by when i took the dog out

 

[*MissFit*]

hammy your gerbil balls r gonna be toast..

i am queen of torture

 

[wootoom]

stick your finger in her butt

lmao