Kitten Would You?

[HamsterHider]

BRING ME A PIZZA IF YOU LIVED IN VEGAS? I AM BORED AND DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE, HAVE A HEADACHE AND SPENT TO MUCH MONEY LAST NIGHT. I WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE NOW WHAT SHOULD I SEE? WHY AM I ASKING A STRANGER LIKE YOU QUESTIONS?
DID YOU GET MY PIC. OW DOES MY SAUSAGE COMPARE TO THE CAPTAINS>?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'd think she "may" just do that.

 

[HamsterHider]

THERE WILL BE NO TOUCHING MY BOT BOT.

 

[Code]

Have your mom go get you a pizza.

 

[HamsterHider]

SHE IS 1500 MILES AWAY. CODE YOU HAVE A TEXAS INSTUMENTS TI994A COMPUTER DON'T YOU.

 

[Code]

No a Tandy TRS80, Hitler's brain, an apple IIe, a DEC Alpha 4000, a Turing machine...I have them farmed together using VXFS file system.

So far it spends more time on it's back than your mom during ComDex. But it's good enough to get online and high-jack moronic threads

j/k man. I love all you gay dudes, just not in that way.

 

[HamsterHider]

FOR THE 1,234,990 TIME I AM NOT GAY.
BUT I AM SECURE ENOUGH IN MY MANHOOD THAT YOU PEOPLE CAN THINK WHAT YOU WANT.

HEY COMDEX BLEW THIS YEAR. THE KOREAN COMPANIES WERE SELLING TRINKETS AGAIN TO PEOPLE.

DO YOU PROGRAM ORACLE OFF OF A COMMADORE 64? IF SO YOU RULE.

 

[Code]

No, I use punch cards instead of a digital database.
Keeps the feds confused whenever they raid my house.

I know you're not gay, I was playing wicha.

 

[HamsterHider]

HEY I NEED A NEW COMPUTER CAUSE I STEPPED ON MY LAPTOP AND IT BROKE. I JUST WANT A DESKTOP FOR TYPING AND INTERNET. I DON'T PLAY GAMES, OR PROGRAM SO IT CAN BE SIMPLE. WHAT IS MY CHEAPEST ROUTE TO GET ONE AND WHERE?

ALSO AMIGA COMPUTERS USED TO BE STATE OF THE ART FOR GRAPHIC DESIGN AND GAME, SO DID IBM PS/2 I HAD ONE OF THEM.

 

[Code]

I saw some nice deals on eBay today.

hp makes a nice little machine called the e-Vectra. It's what I use when I'm forced to use a PC.

 

[HamsterHider]

HOW MUCH IS THE VECTRA? ALSO TELL ME HOW TO HACK INTO PORN SITES I NEED A PASSWORD FOR A PARTICULAR SITE.

 

[KiTtEn WiTh A wHiP]

Sorry, sweetie darling ... but I'm beat and it would take far too much energy for me to hop over the pond to get you that pizza ...

Go see "Novacaine" ... I hear it's da bomb!

 

[HamsterHider]

YOU JOLLY GOOD BLOKE, CHEERIO. I AM NOW COOKING 3 CHEESE TORTALLENI. I HEARD THE SAME THING ABOUT NOVACAINE MAY AM I NOT TO TIRE I WILL SEE IT OR OCEANS 11 TOMMOROW NIGHT. DOES BIG BEN WEAR TRAINERS WHEN HIS ARMS ROTATE. CARRY ON CHAP.

 

[the nature boy]

No a Tandy TRS80, Hitler's brain, an apple IIe, a DEC Alpha 4000, a Turing machine...I have them farmed together using VXFS file system.

now I know I'm a geek when I think this is funny.

 

[Code]

I can get you an e-vectra for 500.00

They're nice little things, check out the HP site for some pics and stats.

 

[Code]

Nature Boy,

I might take hitler's brain off the farm, it's been causing collisions on my token-ring network.....

 

[the nature boy]

Nature Boy,

I might take hitler's brain off the farm, it's been causing collisions on my token-ring network.....

just as long as you're not using banyan vines or running OS2.

 

[HamsterHider]

CODE OR NATURE BOY CAN YOU GET ME A PASSWORD FOR WWW.SUICIDEGIRLS.COM?

 

[Code]

Hehe!
I use "You're getting 100 collosions per minute on your token-ring network, what could the problem be?" , as an interview question. No one ever gets the answer, token-ring nets can't get collisions.

OS2/Warp, funny!

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have two words for you in regards to those girls:

heinously heinous

 

[smallmovesal]

code baby i think it's time to consummate our relationship... i know the wedding isn't for a couple of months, but.. ya know?

 

[HappyScrappy]

<insert porn music here>

 

[Code]

** A young SmallmovesAl walks into a sexy post-modern living room wearing nothing but six inch spikes and an evil grin **

** Happy, sitting in the corner by the Yamaha synthesizer plays some funky rumba porn music **

** Code rises out of his aligator skin Laz-E-Boy, his black tube socks and red silk smoking jacket give him an eccentric yet distinguished look**

 

[smallmovesal]

i'll be wearing nothing but a smile baby

 

[Code]

Well, I broke out my Yamaha 170 MIDI/Synth board.

Happy can meet you at the airport.

Wearing nothing but a smile gets you through customs fast, good thinking.

 

[smallmovesal]

bring it on!

 

[Code]

Ugh, you really know how to crash a guy's mood.

That dude is scarey.

 

[the nature boy]

he kinda reminds me of Larry from 3's company.

 

[Code]

HAHAHA, yeah he does look like Larry.
Too bad the girl doesn't look like Chrissy.

 

[smallmovesal]

here, to make up for it

www.retrocrush.com/suzanne/suzanne.html

 

[Code]

Haha, Yummay!

 

[the nature boy]

HAHAHA, yeah he does look like Larry.
Too bad the girl doesn't look like Chrissy.

yeah but definitely not Mrs Roper. My dick would make like a frightened turtle and retract.

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[smallmovesal]

so code, about that ring... i still haven't seen it.

i'm very excited to know what it looks like

 

[Code]

K, lemme find the ring box and I'll post it.

 

[the nature boy]

here, to make up for it

www.retrocrush.com/suzanne/suzanne.html

OMG. On one of those pictures..... uh... you can tell what era it was......... judging by her grooming habits. Her nickname should be Chewbaka.

 

[KiTtEn WiTh A wHiP]

Get off my bloody thread you silly bloomin' yanks!


BTW: Happy, shave the happy trail.

 

[Code]

Smalls has a happy trail??

 

[the nature boy]

Smalls has a happy trail??

no that comment was aimed at happy.