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Killed a Mouse last night :(

BuggyWhips

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Hey last night I had ALOT to drink. We were in a car at a stop sign when my friend said look a mouse to some little furry thing running on the lawn. So I jump out of the car and start chasing this mouse around the lawn..I look retarted enough normally, I must looked really idiotic last night doing this. I was able to kick it once and then it ran into the busy street. I ran after it almost getting hit myself. As soon as the traffic cleared you could see the mouse lieing there..We came back a few hours later and it was flat like a pancake...You had to be there, eveyone was laughing...


I was drunk though, I normally wouldnt have chased a mouse into bsy traffic..:fro:
 
Does this make you a real f**king hero? Why don't you go to Glacier Park next spring and chase Grizzly cubs around. Then we'd see how much of a hero you 'were'.
 
you killed mickey mouse. you bastard. me is really sad now. poor mr. mousey.:bawling:

i also hope your bastard friends who were laughing get kicked in the head and die too.
 
I like animals, but I like to eat them to, so I guess I'm just a big old hypocrite!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
I like animals, but I like to eat them to, so I guess I'm just a big old hypocrite!

Yeah, but mouse is hard to prepare. You have to soak it in saltwater first to get the gamey taste out. Then marianating and slow roasting or deep frying. Plus it takes so many of them things to get full on. Unless of course you are talking NY sewer rats. Best off going to Kroger and getting an economy pack than hunting yourself. Of course that takes the manly pleasure of bieng able to survive on your own instincts out the window.
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
I like animals, but I like to eat them to, so I guess I'm just a big old hypocrite!

By the look of your avatar, you like to do way more than just eat them
 
By the lok of your avatar, you like to do way more than just eat them

Hey, dont let the secret get out! I have a reputation to protect. I don't want to end up on the tabloids! How much hush money do you want?
 
Yeah, but mouse is hard to prepare. You have to soak it in saltwater first to get the gamey taste out. Then marianating and slow roasting or deep frying. Plus it takes so many of them things to get full on. Unless of course you are talking NY sewer rats. Best off going to Kroger and getting an economy pack than hunting yourself. Of course that takes the manly pleasure of bieng able to survive on your own instincts out the window.

I have had some run ins with some Norwegian Rats! Those bastards are like rodent Pitbulls! I will spare you the gory details, but it was like fighting off Gremlins!
 
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