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superqt4u2nv

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Ok I am not a parent so I may catch a lot of shit for this. However I know when I was a kid and on a plane with my parents I was pretty dam well behaved. Anyways 2 screaming bitching brats in front of me thank God the flight from Chi was only an hour and a bit. I think that it should be legal to sedate these little fuckers if the parents can't get them under control. Am I alone on this?
 
kids anywhere annoy me, the parents don't seem to realise that their kids screams aren't quite as amusing to other people

But you gotta say something, no point sitting there fuming.
 
TheProject said:
How old were the kids?
The little bitch was 6 or 7 little bastard was 4 or 5 old enough to know when to shut the fuck up! Worst part is I saw the Mom giving them M & M's before we got on the plane.
 
tuc biscuit said:
kids anywhere annoy me, the parents don't seem to realise that their kids screams aren't quite as amusing to other people

But you gotta say something, no point sitting there fuming.

True I should have said something but what the hell do you say?
 
If they're 5 or older, they should know better. Especially if the flight was only an hour and change (I could understand if it was 5 hours). What does bug me though is when I have taken my son on a plane at the age of 1 and he was very well behaved (4 hour flight) for the vast majority but eventually got tired and started crying and whimpering a bit. The couple in front of me had the audacity to turn around and glare at me several times. I eventually said if they had a fucking problem, we could have a talk about it when we got off the plane. Didn't see them turn around again.
 
This is what I dread when planning a vacation. Mine is 2 years old and sometimes just does`nt behave. She`s a little too energetic, to put it mildly. lol She CAN`T sit still. Never been on a plane though. I know at the store, she can`t stay seated in the cart for long periods.

The joys of parenting.
 
I bet there was probably room for them back in the baggage compartment..

The one with heat and air of course..
 
I fucking hate that. I fucking hate it more when the parents fucking egg it the fuck on, thinking ear-piercing screams are fucking cute, and don't do fucking shit to shut the kid the fuck up. Fuck.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Ok I am not a parent so I may catch a lot of shit for this. However I know when I was a kid and on a plane with my parents I was pretty dam well behaved. Anyways 2 screaming bitching brats in front of me thank God the flight from Chi was only an hour and a bit. I think that it should be legal to sedate these little fuckers if the parents can't get them under control. Am I alone on this?

Deja vu??? :wavey:

Move here permanently - problem solved ;)
 
Imagine flying into Mickey Mouse'ville every time you fly..

Loaded with kids of all ages amped up and jones'ed to hit Disney World, Sea World etc
as soon as they land if not sooner. All of them pissed because its taking so long.
 
Small children who scream on airplanes are now permitted to do in-flight skydiving lessons whithout parachutes.

That will shut them up.
 
If you have kids:

Dont go on an airplane, sooner or later the fucker(s) will start crying. People pay a lot of money for a peaceful flight.

Dont go to the movie theaters.(If you are 100% sure that your offspring wont make noise or ask questions about the movie, then take them).

Dont take them to "Nice" restaurants (Nobody wants to hear the pos crying because it's "hungry")

I think thats it. Also, remember to kick your kid's ass when they get out of line, they will thank you later.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I would need to win the lotto to live in Chi Michigan Ave. makes it way to easy to spend $$$$.
Or find a boyfriend of means ;)

I feel like I've typed something like this before...
 
HS Lifter said:
If you have kids:

Dont go on an airplane, sooner or later the fucker(s) will start crying. People pay a lot of money for a peaceful flight.

Dont go to the movie theaters.(If you are 100% sure that your offspring wont make noise or ask questions about the movie, then take them).

Dont take them to "Nice" restaurants (Nobody wants to hear the pos crying because it's "hungry")

I think thats it. Also, remember to kick your kid's ass when they get out of line, they will thank you later.

So in other words keep your kids in isolation until they're 18 so they don't 'bother' people like you :rolleyes:
 
if you went from chicago to minneapolis and didnt even say hi, you're gonna get the silent treatment.........
 
bluepeter said:
So in other words keep your kids in isolation until they're 18 so they don't 'bother' people like you :rolleyes:

Not really.

When you go to the movies, go to the earliest showing.

When you go out to eat, make sure there is a play place so that there is a designated area for your kid to mouth off at.

But yeah, isolate them from "quiet" areas until they learn to shut the fuck up.

You got it right for the most part orb.
 
Oh I also had the pleasure of being in the company of more spoons of Satan when I visited the Sears Tower earlier in the day. I think that there should be a law that if someone's kids annoy you, you can smack the parents.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Oh I also had the pleasure of being in the company of more spoons of Satan when I visited the Sears Tower earlier in the day. I think that there should be a law that if someone's kids annoy you, you can smack the parents.
Someone needs a nap and a t-shirt
 
d3track said:
if you went from chicago to minneapolis and didnt even say hi, you're gonna get the silent treatment.........
I am in the clear I was only in Chicago and mostly on Michigan Avenue. ;)
 
Tell the dad he can squeeze your tits if those kids will STFU
 
Kids are fucking annoying larvae cretins.

They are really very much like grownups. Most are ugly, most are stupid, most are assholes. The difference is that children are mostly still subjected to some level of authority. In a way children are like little Nazi's.

Then of course they abuse their parents love for them by blackmailing them and being attention spoilt little shits.
 
Smurfy said:
hello. all you meanies have been screaming children once too ya know. dont forget where you came from.
Not on a plane and not very often in public my parents put the fear of god in me. One thing to misbehave at home but in public umm never!
 
Robert Jan said:
Kids are fucking annoying larvae cretins.

They are really very much like grownups. Most are ugly, most are stupid, most are assholes. The difference is that children are mostly still subjected to some level of authority. In a way children are like little Nazi's.

Then of course they abuse their parents love for them by blackmailing them and being attention spoilt little shits.


Your parents couldn't agree more, I however, see your post as a window to level of unhappiness that staggers my foundations.

My kids have been taught to make choices and from the moment they could speak/listen they have been taught that choices have consequences.

They don't get threatened: ever. They have never EVER had a finger lifted to them in anger. Never.

They get a choice and the options get explained to them ONCE like a person that deserves respect. Even my three year old knows the deal.

Dad is in charge. Not on all things and not all the time, but when they understand that I have taken control of a situation, the choices are very clear.

Why do my kids NEVER get into shit on the plane? at the restaurant? at the theater? in the waiting room? more than once?

Because they decide not to.

You wouldn't want to hear Daddy when he gets serious, either.
 
Asking a kid under the age of 3 to be a complete angel all the time when out of 'isolation' is a fucking joke. For all of you complaining, none of you have kids so you have no clue. My kids are exceptionally well behaved because that is how I bring them up. However, they are still kids and want to test the limits of parental authority just like some of you clowns test authority at the ages of 25 and up.

My son has never screamed or thrown a tantrum in public but when they are very young, they don't yet understand that they're supposed to sit still for 2 hours or not talk so they don't bother people like you. He will occasionally get a little out of line ( in my mind, most parents wouldn't even blink) and I have to reign him in. This does not mean he yells and runs around hitting strangers or anything, it means he whines 1 too many times for something he wants. Takes about 5 seconds to fix.

As for my daughter, she's 4 months old so if she cries for 5 minutes out of the hour we are at a restaurant (even that is rare for her), too bad.

Asking parents to keep their kids away from you so you're not bothered is a fucking joke. That is not to say I don't get pissed off as well. Many parents have no control over their kids, even the ones that are old enough to know better.
 
ChefWide said:
Your parents couldn't agree more, I however, see your post as a window to level of unhappiness that staggers my foundations.

My kids have been taught to make choices and from the moment they could speak/listen they have been taught that choices have consequences.

They don't get threatened: ever. They have never EVER had a finger lifted to them in anger. Never.

They get a choice and the options get explained to them ONCE like a person that deserves respect. Even my three year old knows the deal.

Dad is in charge. Not on all things and not all the time, but when they understand that I have taken control of a situation, the choices are very clear.

Why do my kids NEVER get into shit on the plane? at the restaurant? at the theater? in the waiting room? more than once?

Because they decide not to.

You wouldn't want to hear Daddy when he gets serious, either.


"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to ChefWide again."
 
ChefWide said:
Your parents couldn't agree more, I however, see your post as a window to level of unhappiness that staggers my foundations.

My kids have been taught to make choices and from the moment they could speak/listen they have been taught that choices have consequences.

They don't get threatened: ever. They have never EVER had a finger lifted to them in anger. Never.

They get a choice and the options get explained to them ONCE like a person that deserves respect. Even my three year old knows the deal.

Dad is in charge. Not on all things and not all the time, but when they understand that I have taken control of a situation, the choices are very clear.

Why do my kids NEVER get into shit on the plane? at the restaurant? at the theater? in the waiting room? more than once?

Because they decide not to.

You wouldn't want to hear Daddy when he gets serious, either.

Well, if all parents were like you, there wouldnt be a problem.
 
Robert Jan said:
Am I supposed to go poopie?

Who are YOU looking at?

:D

Just messing. You are cool


Poopie. K.
 
bluepeter said:
Asking a kid under the age of 3 to be a complete angel all the time when out of 'isolation' is a fucking joke. For all of you complaining, none of you have kids so you have no clue.
Word! I am not a parent but spent my fair share of time baby sitting and I was lucky enough to look after very well behaved kids but that is mostly because there parents has done such an excellent job of raising them.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
True I should have said something but what the hell do you say?

How about something like "If you don't start whipping these kid's asses, I'm gonna start whupping yours, you lazy-ass-can't-control-your-kids-sorry-excuse-for-a-parent!"

That, or you could just sit and fume silently. I know which option I think is more entertaining.
 
gonelifting said:
This is what I dread when planning a vacation. Mine is 2 years old and sometimes just does`nt behave. She`s a little too energetic, to put it mildly. lol She CAN`T sit still. Never been on a plane though. I know at the store, she can`t stay seated in the cart for long periods.

The joys of parenting.
Thats what Greyhound is for. One time I was on a dawn flight, behind me was a 2 year old'ish child, and the mother. The mother sacked out the minute the plane took off, and the kid proceded to kick my seatback for the entire 3 hour flight!!
 
Smurfy said:
hello. all you meanies have been screaming children once too ya know. dont forget where you came from.

As a kid, if I misbehaved in public I was taken home immediately! Same with the time I threw a fit in a restaurant -- they couldn't control me (I think I was 4), so we left. From then on, I didn't get taken out to restaurants if I couldn't behave.

I just don't see the need to take kids EVERYWHERE......especially people who don't control their kids. Leave them home! If you can't afford a babysitter, then stay home with them. Not everyone wants to be subjected to kids, especially at a restaurant that is many steps up from Chuck E Cheez.

And no, I don't have kids -- the reason I don't have kids is I chose NOT to have kids, cuz I can't stand the way kids behave! Which I think more people should do.
 
jenscats5 said:
As a kid, if I misbehaved in public I was taken home immediately! Same with the time I threw a fit in a restaurant -- they couldn't control me (I think I was 4), so we left. From then on, I didn't get taken out to restaurants if I couldn't behave.

I just don't see the need to take kids EVERYWHERE......especially people who don't control their kids. Leave them home! If you can't afford a babysitter, then stay home with them. Not everyone wants to be subjected to kids, especially at a restaurant that is many steps up from Chuck E Cheez.

And no, I don't have kids -- the reason I don't have kids is I chose NOT to have kids, cuz I can't stand the way kids behave! Which I think more people should do.

Excellent post!

Blueweiner, are you listening?
 
HS Lifter said:
Excellent post!

Blueweiner, are you listening?

This contradicts my comments how? My kids do not misbehave if we go to a restaurant or anywhere else but if they did, they would be taken home as well. However, I will take my kids where ever I damn well please and control them accordingly. If they can't handle it, they don't go back until they can. I am NOT going to keep them cooped up in the house all the time and not expose them to social settings so they can't learn. That might make them like..........a lot of the people around us.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
The little bitch was 6 or 7 little bastard was 4 or 5 old enough to know when to shut the fuck up! Worst part is I saw the Mom giving them M & M's before we got on the plane.

Ah vile hatred revealed. I am a firm beiever that children under 14 should not be allowed in public, but then again I am old and bitter. If my brother or I made exessive noise, ran through a store, or started screaming we were briskly swept home. My parents did not put up with misbehavior at all, they were never cruel about it though, and I think I am better off for their actions.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
What some of you seem to be suggesting will actually have a much more negative effect than you listening to a kid whining for a while. Let's keep them away from all social settings and retard their development and social skills. That will bode extremely well for them when they start interacting with other kids in a school setting. Since they will have no social skills or confidence when they start school, they will likely get into confrontations and cause further trouble and or damage. That bodes well for their getting the best education they can and becoming productive members of society. Good idea.
 
Bluepeter I really don't think we should keep them away from social settings all I am saying is there parents need to parent them better. There are many social situation where children need to behave. I feel old saying this but when I was a kid a lot of the shit I see going on today wouldn't fly with most parents. My parents were firm but fairly liberal there was just some crap they wouldn't tolerate like temper tantrums. I knew better not pull that kind of stunt.
 
bluepeter said:
What some of you seem to be suggesting will actually have a much more negative effect than you listening to a kid whining for a while. Let's keep them away from all social settings and retard their development and social skills. That will bode extremely well for them when they start interacting with other kids in a school setting. Since they will have no social skills or confidence when they start school, they will likely get into confrontations and cause further trouble and or damage. That bodes well for their getting the best education they can and becoming productive members of society. Good idea.

You obviously don't have the same reaction to high pitched noises that I have. Noises like kids screaming is actually extremely painful to my ears. Now as your post said earlier that if you kids behave there isn't a problem, I fully agree with that.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Bluepeter I really don't think we should keep them away from social settings all I am saying is there parents need to parent them better. There are many social situation where children need to behave. I feel old saying this but when I was a kid a lot of the shit I see going on today wouldn't fly with most parents. My parents were firm but fairly liberal there was just some crap they wouldn't tolerate like temper tantrums. I knew better not pull that kind of stunt.

I typed out a beautiful response to this and it crapped out on me :)

Basically, I'm just railing against obvious nonsense in this thread (not by you) like parents should keep their kids out of restaurants and movies. I dare someone to tell me in person I can't take my kids somewhere like that......lol
 
Scotsman said:
You obviously don't have the same reaction to high pitched noises that I have. Noises like kids screaming is actually extremely painful to my ears. Now as your post said earlier that if you kids behave there isn't a problem, I fully agree with that.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Kids screaming and ignoring the setting they are in is unacceptable. I can't stand that shit either (see my previous post about my passel of nieces and nephews, I actually have 17).
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Ok I am not a parent so I may catch a lot of shit for this. However I know when I was a kid and on a plane with my parents I was pretty dam well behaved. Anyways 2 screaming bitching brats in front of me thank God the flight from Chi was only an hour and a bit. I think that it should be legal to sedate these little fuckers if the parents can't get them under control. Am I alone on this?

No, but you do have a nice ass.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Ok I am not a parent so I may catch a lot of shit for this. However I know when I was a kid and on a plane with my parents I was pretty dam well behaved. Anyways 2 screaming bitching brats in front of me thank God the flight from Chi was only an hour and a bit. I think that it should be legal to sedate these little fuckers if the parents can't get them under control. Am I alone on this?


I completely agree with you. It's good to see you're in no hurry to have kids. :)
 
Robert Jan said:
Kids are fucking annoying larvae cretins.

They are really very much like grownups. Most are ugly, most are stupid, most are assholes. The difference is that children are mostly still subjected to some level of authority. In a way children are like little Nazi's.

Then of course they abuse their parents love for them by blackmailing them and being attention spoilt little shits.

:lmao:
 
Smurfy said:
hello. all you meanies have been screaming children once too ya know. dont forget where you came from.


My parents always said I was a well-behaved kid. :verygood:
 
bluepeter said:
What some of you seem to be suggesting will actually have a much more negative effect than you listening to a kid whining for a while. Let's keep them away from all social settings and retard their development and social skills. That will bode extremely well for them when they start interacting with other kids in a school setting. Since they will have no social skills or confidence when they start school, they will likely get into confrontations and cause further trouble and or damage. That bodes well for their getting the best education they can and becoming productive members of society. Good idea.

But parents should keep them out of those settings if they cannot behave or if the parents will not control them. Running around, screaming, pulling clothing off racks, etc are all unacceptable behavior for stores, restaurants, etc....

Part of a child's education is learning how to behave properly in certain settings....

Unlike you, most parents ALLOW that type of behavior & ignore it completely. When I waitressed, I waited on a couple with a kid who used to sip his chocolate milk into his mouth, let his mouth fill up, bend over & open his mouth, letting the milk spill all over the floor. They ignored him & didn't do anything. Yeah, that's good behavior for a restaurant. Also, it's really being a good role model for a parent to allow their kids to act like asses....
 
bluepeter said:
I typed out a beautiful response to this and it crapped out on me :)

Basically, I'm just railing against obvious nonsense in this thread (not by you) like parents should keep their kids out of restaurants and movies. I dare someone to tell me in person I can't take my kids somewhere like that......lol

If your kid is running around screaming & yelling, spitting, and being destructive....then #1 you shouldn't take them there & #2 people should tell you to take them out of wherever you are

Again, your parenting skills are an extreme exception from what I've seen....
 
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