Kids do the dumbest things!!!!!

[cutiepie04]

So my son comes downstairs and says he is going potty, well okay he goes and is in there for a long time. I go to check on him and have to bang on the door for him to unlock it. I get into the bathroom and he says to me " I was cleaning my face". I look and see Crak600's old spice deodorant (yes the same one that fell in the toilet yesterday) on the counter. Here he was apparently rubbing it all over his face and he says he licked it too. Well let me tell you, HE STINKS. Well I freak out and want to call poison control, but I called my mother instead who is a nurse, and in between laughs she tells me not to worry.

Why do kids do stupid things like this? I thought we had it high enough on the shelf, I mean of course all of the obviously poisonous items are locked up, but come on seriously, who the hell would want to lick deodorant, or put it all over their face. Especially something is as strong smelling as old spice.

Who here has any kids do the stupidest things stories? Cause right now I feel like a horrible parent.

 

[vansmack2000]

ahh thats just boys being boys, that will be nothing, wait till he is 11!

 

[cutiepie04]

Sounds like I have so much to look foward to.

 

[MAX 300]

Did he learn from his dad?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey, at least i put it under my arm pits, not in my mouth!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Maybe he thought Old Spice was a food...j/k
Who knows.....I remember doing crazy stuff when I was younger and
I can not formulate a reason why.

 

[SoKlueles]

my youngest sucked on suppositories,i called poison control too

 

[Buddy_Christ]

my youngest sucked on suppositories,i called poison control too

EDIT - cutiepie accidentily posted under my name. i will now insert MY comment here....

for the love of god, please tell me they weren't used yet.

 

[Clean]

lol that's gross

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

My nephew (4-5 at the time) goes to work with his father for the day. Like any kid he starts asking questions, and eventually figures out that his dad is in charge. So he asks his father "are you the boss?"His father replies yes. Then he asks "So they have to do whatever you tell them to do?" And his father laughs, and responds "well yes, in a way..."

Then my nephew yells out to 5 coworkers, men and women, "My dad is the boss and he wants all of you to pull down your pants!"