Kentucky Briefs

[b fold the truth]

In between reading ESPN magazine and POWERMAG I decided to pay 50cents and get a local paper while at work. After reading some parts of the paper, I not only vowed to never buy another but I also realized how Kentucky became known for their backwoods redneck reputation.

Enjoy

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[KAYNE]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KAYNE

 

[buksoon]

That's so funny--in New Jersey, we actually have a "right to skank" ordinance!

It's also so that new home buyers will be aware of their property. It stipulates that potential buyers must be warned of the following:

1.) air quality: the air is 2 parts oxygen, 2 parts carbon, and 87 parts Aqua Net Hair Spray

2.) the house in question is likely built over the maggoty corpse of a teamster who got greedy and had to disappear

3.) within 2 years, a 7-11 or QuikChek will be erected on the land that is technically your front lawn

4.) car alarms will battle for sonic dominance like "Dueling Banjo's" in Kentucky

5.) this is the official "NJ driver salute": Learn it, live it, love it.

So that's New Jersey's ordinance. I'm sure I could find a news clipping here somewhere.....

 

[ladyluck]

LOL a lot!!

B fold-----that is a funny article, I am not sure if you know this or not, but almost all places have silly oridances like that. I can't remember where the place is, but I was told that there is a place that has a law which states you can't carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket. LOL
I live in a farming community and my family also farms....I will have to pass this on to them.....they will get a laugh out of it. Lady

 

[The Dude]

Unfortunately, it's needed and it's quite common now across the U.S. People moving from the city to the country seem to forget it's the country. There are farms with crops and animals. What a shock! These things occasionally produce odors. What another shock! People actually file lawsuits after moving next to farms. These colossal dumbfucks really are amazing.

 

[Garza]

Hahahahah, I know how Kentucky is. In Indiana we were kind of considered "high-falutin" to most of the Kentuckians. I lived in Evansville, In and everytime we'd cross the bridge over to Kentucky you'd feel like you were in a different country. Everyone has this weird southern twang and real friendly. Nothing but corn fields, horses, tobacco, and animal wastes out there. Nasty! I hate the midwest.

 

[b fold the truth]

Ha ha...yep...KY is differnt. Can't wait till we get runnin' watur at my shack.

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