Keep up the good work team

[Nathan]

I just wanted to let everyone know that they are doing a great job. You guys never let me down and I couldn't have asked for a better team by my side. Granted, some of you aren't the smartest teammates a guy could ask for but nevertheless, you're all heart and I like that. In short, your work is good, but you're ugly and stupid. Now, let's get out there and give those other assholes from other discussion boards a solid "ass-rapping".

 

[jesus 2]

do you remember where you put the toucan?

 

[freak daddy]

Suckmydicksaywhat









J/K

 

[Nathan]

do you remember where you put the toucan?

Yeah, i left that fucker in Auschwitz.

Oh man, I'm regretting that one already.

 

[Big Jroy]

That's nice of you to say Nathan. *passes the crack pipe back*

 

[decem]

I just wanted to let everyone know that they are doing a great job. You guys never let me down and I couldn't have asked for a better team by my side. Granted, some of you aren't the smartest teammates a guy could ask for but nevertheless, you're all heart and I like that. In short, your work is good, but you're ugly and stupid. Now, let's get out there and give those other assholes from other discussion boards a solid "ass-rapping".

how can you like and appreciate anything or anyone that isn't "beautiful".. and just what THE FUCK is an "ass-rapping" anyway.

tard.

 

[jesus 2]

Yeah, i left that fucker in Auschwitz.

Oh man, I'm regretting that one already.

jesus 2 hopes you didn't leave your paddle there with it. that would be BAD news!

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Keep up the good work team

how can you like and appreciate anything or anyone that isn't "beautiful".. and just what THE FUCK is an "ass-rapping" anyway.

tard.

Well, I appreciate you don't I? That was lame and the obvious joke but I couldn't come up with anything better so there you have it. Fuck you.
As to "ass-rapping", that is a reference to a HighIntensity post. That is what he calls it and I must say it's a quality term. Why didn't you reply to my e-mail? Too busy in those other dimensions? Asshole.

 

[Fonz]

Hey Nate, how did your GRE's go?

Fonz

 

[Nathan]

Hey Nate, how did your GRE's go?

Fonz

Dunno really. They are supposed to go bad I guess is the basic set-up so not that well. There was some stuff I knew, a whole lot of stuff I could narrow it down to a chioce between one or two things, and then like 2 pure guesses, and 15 blanks (out of 100). So you're guess is as good as mine. If I get like 50/100 that woul dbe awesome but probably not good enough. I dunno though since I'm in astrophysics and I had to take the physics test, so there was a whole bunch of stuff I had never learned. I hope they put that into consideration. Hopefully it doesn't really matter too much either way since the rest of my application will be strong. That answer you question. Are you still in undergrad now?

 

[Fonz]

Dunno really. They are supposed to go bad I guess is the basic set-up so not that well. There was some stuff I knew, a whole lot of stuff I could narrow it down to a chioce between one or two things, and then like 2 pure guesses, and 15 blanks (out of 100). So you're guess is as good as mine. If I get like 50/100 that woul dbe awesome but probably not good enough. I dunno though since I'm in astrophysics and I had to take the physics test, so there was a whole bunch of stuff I had never learned. I hope they put that into consideration. Hopefully it doesn't really matter too much either way since the rest of my application will be strong. That answer you question. Are you still in undergrad now?

No.

The degree I did in the UK is considered a grad degree here.
(UK masters = Graduate Degree here)

I'm going for my 2nd(and final.....thank god..LOL) degree starting
Jan.

The Ph.D I'm putting off indefinately. Getting F*cking tired of university if you know what I mean. I need to get out and work.

Fonz

 

[Nathan]

No.

The degree I did in the UK is considered a grad degree here.
(UK masters = Graduate Degree here)

I'm going for my 2nd(and final.....thank god..LOL) degree starting
Jan.

The Ph.D I'm putting off indefinately. Getting F*cking tired of university if you know what I mean. I need to get out and work.

Fonz

Where you wanna work? Any ideas?

 

[decem]

The degree I did in the UK is considered a grad degree here.
(UK masters = Graduate Degree here)

um.... a master's degree in the US is considered a grad degree here as well..

US masters = graduate degree here




nathan.. you fuck.. i haven't really had the time to reply.. not only that.. but you really didn't write anything worth replying to.. so there.

well... i guess i could write to you and tell you the old hag and i might head up to the falls for a few days after turkey day... nice little weekend getaway.. ya know.. do some gambling.. do some shopping.. screw my a window with a view.. etc.. i could probably also write and say "hey.. meet us at the casino... we'll get drunk and play pai gow".. but then you'd just write back "i'm too fucking lazy (or too stupid.. i haven't figured it out exactly yet) to go get my driver's license and a car to go with it so i can't really meet you there.. plus i have this funky syndrome that i don't take my meds for that prevents me from visiting locales with more than 1 person per square mile.. i had a script but i lost it.. so that also kinda rules out the casino thing.." then i'd just write back.. "oh.. ok.".. so you see.. there's no real reason to reply just yet cuz not only do i have no questions to answer nor opinions or comments to comment on.. but i also just accurately described the contents of our next correspondence.. which means that neither of us really have anything worthwhile to write about so we might as well just wait another few weeks until some big news hits.. (i.e. your finally carrying out your homosexual desires and making it with your gay roommate followed by your devising some scheme to overthrow the ambiguously gay duo from their current position as the world's funniest gay couple.)



speaking of scripts.. mother fucker. i took 1/3 of my meds when i woke up today and forgot the fucking things at home and now i'm sitting here feeling like i'm having a fucking heart attack talking to stupid fucking dipshits on the phone that have no business operating a computer.. which then causes me to be quite rude to them.. which then puts my job at jeopardy.. which then.. aah fuck it..

 

[Fonz]

Where you wanna work? Any ideas?

Ultimately NASA.

Still a long way to go though.

Fonz

 

[Nathan]

Decem: You'll be happy to know that I've decided I am going to get my driver's license starting in December. I just had to hold out to trick my parents into paying for shit cause i don't have the money, or any money to be exact, let alone the $200 it costs to take the test, the money for driving lessons which apparently I need since it lowers insurance, then there is insurance and then there is gas. Oh yeah, and then there is the fact that i don't have a car and don't need one. When is Thanksgiving? I could maybe convince some buddies to give me a ride down since they like going anyways - it's like a little over an hour drive ya retard. If you let me know in advance, I can probably work it. Fuck you though ya bastard. I hope you get a heart attack and die from anxiety and shit and then I'll laugh at you and urinate all over your body.

 

[decem]

I'll laugh at you and urinate all over your body.

don't forget about the roommate.. he'd be right there laughin with ya.. then you could be the laughing, pissing, ambiguously gay duo.. hey. that's got a nice ring to it don't ya think.

 

[Nathan]

don't forget about the roommate.. he'd be right there laughin with ya.. then you could be the laughing, pissing, ambiguously gay duo.. hey. that's got a nice ring to it don't ya think.

On the roommate front dude, I am about ready to kill him. My dad agrees it's time to punch him in the face, but my mom doesn't want me to. They are the landlords and if I hit him, he'll charge me, which I don't really care about, but he'll also move out and then I won't be able to find anyone else for the last few months until my parents want to sell the place. I may hit him anyways or at the very least see how far I can throw him. He has already threatened to call teh cops for ridiculous things - my training partner got into it with him and it scared him I think, I laughed and laughed since the little shit threw a temper tantrum, slamming doors and stomping around and everything. It was hilarious. When I tell him to go away and stop fucking trying to touch me he gets upset and tries to hurt my feelings - before I wrote the GRE's he left and said, "Don't bother studying for that exam, you won't pass anyways." He said it just before he closed the door so I couldn't get to him. It's officially gotten retarded and I won't even talk to him anymore - I think he's catching on finally. I'm so damn passive it's a real problem. Anyways, go fuck yourself.

 

[decem]

On the roommate front dude, I am about ready to kill him. My dad agrees it's time to punch him in the face, but my mom doesn't want me to. They are the landlords and if I hit him, he'll charge me, which I don't really care about, but he'll also move out and then I won't be able to find anyone else for the last few months until my parents want to sell the place. I may hit him anyways or at the very least see how far I can throw him. He has already threatened to call teh cops for ridiculous things - my training partner got into it with him and it scared him I think, I laughed and laughed since the little shit threw a temper tantrum, slamming doors and stomping around and everything. It was hilarious. When I tell him to go away and stop fucking trying to touch me he gets upset and tries to hurt my feelings - before I wrote the GRE's he left and said, "Don't bother studying for that exam, you won't pass anyways." He said it just before he closed the door so I couldn't get to him. It's officially gotten retarded and I won't even talk to him anymore - I think he's catching on finally. I'm so damn passive it's a real problem. Anyways, go fuck yourself.

hmm.. how about the "passive, pissy, 'you're gay and you want me and i know it'-'no i'm not please leave me alone you hurt my feelings and my parents want you to move out,' tantrum-prone gay duo??" that sounds like a good fit too..