KAYNE....Sorry About Your Dog!

[Goofy Fuck]

But the fucking thing ran right out in front of my new Lincoln Navigator. You should've had the piece of shit on a leash. Anyhow, I scraped it's remains up and donated what was left to the local Hong Kong Take Out Or Dine In.

Oh btw, one of it's ears got stuck in my grill and I had to have it extracted by Bubba's Automotive so....you owe me fifty bucks. Thanks.

 

[KAYNE]

THE JOKES ON YOU FOOL....I DONT EVEN HAVE A DOG. AND SINCE WHEN DID THOSE 1970'S VOLKSWAGON VANS CHANGE THEIR NAMES TO LINCOLN NAVIGATOR???

ITS NICE TO KNOW YOU DEDICATED TIME AND ENERGY TO ME COMING UP WITH A NEW HANDLE AND EMAIL. I'M FLATTERED AND IT BASICALLY SAYS YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK. HOWEVER, IF YOU TALK TO XBIKER, MY ANSWER IS STILL NO.

YOUR HERO
KAYNE

 

[Goofy Fuck]

I DONT EVEN HAVE A DOG

Not anymore. I just had what was left of it with my lo mein and duck sauce. Mmmm, mmmm good.

 

[KAYNE]

I HAVENT HAD A DOG IN YEARS. WAS THAT SAUCE GOOD??? I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS (ACTUALLY, NO I DONT) BUT THAT WASNT DUCK SAUCE. IT WAS CREEMUV SUM YUNG GUY SAUCE. I'LL BET YOU ATE EVERY BIT OF IT DIDNT YOU!!!




KAYNE

 

[madbomber31]

i thought you had a pitt and rott??? and one more as well.