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"Here is a poem I wrote for my buddy Tightass:
Roses are Red
Tree trunks are thick,
You're not only stupid
But blocky like a 230 pound brick.
Your mind games are weak
Not an ounce of brain in your head,
If it wasn't for your wife Kelly
Your career would be DEAD!
Bet me $500.00??
Fool please,
Save your money asshole
For those hair transplant fees.
Your body is all deformed
And you pose like a putz,
You're not only a client
But the President of distended guts.
Do us both a favor
And stop calling Chad,
He won't return your phone calls
You're just that bad.
While you were jacking off
And getting high this off season.
I was tearing up the gym
And growing for a reason.
You see I've got what it takes
To shock the world my first time out,
And this time when I'm finished
No one will ever have any doubts.
I am through with all the talking
So go ahead and scream and yell,
Come October 27th
I will unleash my HELL!"
Roses are Red
Tree trunks are thick,
You're not only stupid
But blocky like a 230 pound brick.
Your mind games are weak
Not an ounce of brain in your head,
If it wasn't for your wife Kelly
Your career would be DEAD!
Bet me $500.00??
Fool please,
Save your money asshole
For those hair transplant fees.
Your body is all deformed
And you pose like a putz,
You're not only a client
But the President of distended guts.
Do us both a favor
And stop calling Chad,
He won't return your phone calls
You're just that bad.
While you were jacking off
And getting high this off season.
I was tearing up the gym
And growing for a reason.
You see I've got what it takes
To shock the world my first time out,
And this time when I'm finished
No one will ever have any doubts.
I am through with all the talking
So go ahead and scream and yell,
Come October 27th
I will unleash my HELL!"
