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the nature boy
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Re: Re: Re: Re: K Dammit I want to have Clay Henry and Jarret the subway fuck forcefed..
correction, processed meat sub.
frorider6 said:
correction, processed meat sub.
K Dammit I want to have Clay Henry and Jarret the subway fuck forcefed..
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the nature boy
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gotta love the small print on those commercials, they talk about the lack of fat in thier subs. They're talking about 6 inch subs with no cheese or mayo. 
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Warik
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HumorMe said:
I don't know about this statement. I joined a gym 2 years ago and I haven't lost a pound! I can't understand it......I get billed for being a member and I pay it but I still haven't lost anything but money!
***Sarcasm might be interwoven in my post***
You have a point. I've been a member of a gym for 3 years also and I gained FORTY FUCKING POUNDS! Something is up. I've gotten bigger and my clothes don't fit anymore. I'd sue, but for some reason, everything I pick up seems lighter... maybe that's cause of the gym. Weird thing, this gym.
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supersizeme said:
Asshole. =(
Well, if Jared lived at home, he could just have mom cook for him and it would be free. That way he saves $8 a day by staying away from Subway.
Duh... use the brains that your momma gave you!!!!!!
Milhouse
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Just think how much money his parents spent cooking for him when he was 400lbs.
I dont knock these guys for losing the weight, but the commericals drive me bonkers because they are kinda misleading.
And just like every knob who joined a gym for a year(only to stay 2 weeks but are quick to tell you how they "used " to be in shape 400 years ago when nobody cared and still dont),and started a diet(they will stay on well they are off it know) everybody becomes an expert on eating the Subway Diet, The Atkins Diet, The fucking Zone, and the Body for Accolytes plan.
This is why I trained right up until New Years weekend and took 2 weeks off. I fucking hate people the first 2 weeks of the year(and the subway commercial is making me more mean).I will do my damn resolutions and goals for the year as soon as everyone else is finished fucking there's up.
Where's my Prozac?
I dont knock these guys for losing the weight, but the commericals drive me bonkers because they are kinda misleading.
And just like every knob who joined a gym for a year(only to stay 2 weeks but are quick to tell you how they "used " to be in shape 400 years ago when nobody cared and still dont),and started a diet(they will stay on well they are off it know) everybody becomes an expert on eating the Subway Diet, The Atkins Diet, The fucking Zone, and the Body for Accolytes plan.
This is why I trained right up until New Years weekend and took 2 weeks off. I fucking hate people the first 2 weeks of the year(and the subway commercial is making me more mean).I will do my damn resolutions and goals for the year as soon as everyone else is finished fucking there's up.
Where's my Prozac?
I bitched about this last night to my friends when we saw the commercial... 18 times... i am so sick of subway ads... that i have a boycott going. Seriously... if you weigh 400 lbs and you are taking in the caloreis to maintain that 6000 or whatever it is per day and you drop it to about 1500 or so... guess what.... you lose weight... who would have thought? I think I am gonna offically go to the dark side and start doing ronnie coleman like cycles and all the time keep going to subway and then when i am done try and get an endorsement deal myself.
If I ever see Jarred on the street, I will viciously attack him! I am fucking sick of him! Do you remember the commercial with Jarred on the beach? He is dressed in long pants and a long sleeve shirt, then some hot babe says "looking buff Jarred!" I bet Jarred actually had his stomach stapled, that is the real reason he lost weight!
Sushi X
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you are all forgetting two things.
1. he walked all the time.
2. girls are mauling him for his million dollars he got from subway to endorse them.
i wonder, if i go to burger king and eat a whopper and a diet coke for lunch, walk back home, then go walk for an hour. return home, go back and eat a bk broiler and a diet coke, walk for another hour, and go home all on a daily basis, and quit working out, i wonder if i loose 100 lbs if i can get an endorsement from BK? one can only wonder.
1. he walked all the time.
2. girls are mauling him for his million dollars he got from subway to endorse them.
i wonder, if i go to burger king and eat a whopper and a diet coke for lunch, walk back home, then go walk for an hour. return home, go back and eat a bk broiler and a diet coke, walk for another hour, and go home all on a daily basis, and quit working out, i wonder if i loose 100 lbs if i can get an endorsement from BK? one can only wonder.
