Juxtaposition

[Nathan]

Actually, I really just want to talk about retarded people cause they're cool and stuff. I strongly feel that some of the greatest people in this world are mentally handicapped. I feel it grants them unique perspectives on most situations. Plus, I'm not retarded technically speaking so it's much more fun looking from the outside in. Anyways, I think all retarded people should be given pets of some sort or another that they alone are to care for. I think that would lead to some very interesting story-telling after a couple weeks of that.

Yours in sport,

Nathan

 

[hardrock]

Q-Whats better than winning the Special Olympics?

A-Not being retarded.

Sorry Nathan. I guess you'll never know.



P.S. My buddy once nailed a "downy". Hope this helps!

 

[Nathan]

Q-Whats better than winning the Special Olympics?

A-Not being retarded.

Sorry Nathan. I guess you'll never know.



P.S. My buddy once nailed a "downy". Hope this helps!

I don't get it...

***drools...***

 

[bwood]

define "technically"...

 

[Nathan]

define "technically"...

I meant to say, "compared to that Corky guy on Life Goes On." Happy now?

 

[KnoXville]

Give the tards pets? I personally think that we, the more sagacious non-disabled, should all be individually issued a couple mental deficits ourselves to care for as pets. I myself have always wanted one since I was but a wee lad, but could never catch one alive. Perhaps I would take ownership of one of those clever Brazilian autistic savants I hear so much about, or cross my lucky stars maybe even a rare Congonian Rett syndrome austisticor something.

 

[BigAndy69]

So this is how you spend your time Nathan...I'm very impressed.

 

[Nathan]

So this is how you spend your time Nathan...I'm very impressed.

That's right. I write complete and total gibberish on the chat board. But only in between writing essays and searching for problem set answers online. YOu remember school right? It sucks.

 

[BigAndy69]

That's right. I write complete and total gibberish on the chat board. But only in between writing essays and searching for problem set answers online. YOu remember school right? It sucks.

Sorry bro, I don't remember school...I make a living now. You know actual Money...Btw, check out the tread I just posted.