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Just saw Jurassic Park 3
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manny78
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so in other words: dont waist your money on this shitty movie ? Am I right ?
The Whole F/N Show
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If anymore dinosaurs show up for Jurassic Park 4 someone needs to beat that old guy's ass.
You know from the very start who gets eaten. They practically walk around with a Dino Snack sign hanging from their necks.
The pteradons were o.k. I liked the T-Rex from JP1 a lot better than the Spinasoaurus. The spitting dinosaurs were absent. A lot of the tongue in cheek humor from JP1 and JP2 was absent. (guy being eaten while sitting on the toilet. T-Rex walks by with dog house hanging from his teeth, etc...) The Velociraptors seemed to be dulled down in the process of making them smarter (go figure) There body count was almost non existent.
Someone needs to nuke the whole Island. Which is what would happen if it were the real world.
The pteradons were o.k. I liked the T-Rex from JP1 a lot better than the Spinasoaurus. The spitting dinosaurs were absent. A lot of the tongue in cheek humor from JP1 and JP2 was absent. (guy being eaten while sitting on the toilet. T-Rex walks by with dog house hanging from his teeth, etc...) The Velociraptors seemed to be dulled down in the process of making them smarter (go figure) There body count was almost non existent.
Someone needs to nuke the whole Island. Which is what would happen if it were the real world.
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Burning_Inside
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This franchise was lame after part 1. It's the saaame thing. Running, screaming, dying, and escaping the dinos...And of course...
SHOWING HOW SMART THE DINOS CAN BE
My god, you can't forget that.
"My god look...he's using the fire to send smoke signals to his friends over the mountain..How human-like!"
"My god look...It's calculating our movements! Just like a human!"
"My god, it..it's learning how to open doors from watching us! Just like a human!"
LIke we get the fucking point already ok, the things are smart, yahoo, you don't need 3 fucking movies to tell us this.
You can only ooh and ahh at soo many computer generated dino scenes before it gets old too.
SHOWING HOW SMART THE DINOS CAN BE
My god, you can't forget that.
"My god look...he's using the fire to send smoke signals to his friends over the mountain..How human-like!"
"My god look...It's calculating our movements! Just like a human!"
"My god, it..it's learning how to open doors from watching us! Just like a human!"
LIke we get the fucking point already ok, the things are smart, yahoo, you don't need 3 fucking movies to tell us this.
You can only ooh and ahh at soo many computer generated dino scenes before it gets old too.
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Burning_Inside
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Guarantee they learn to talk next part too, and they'll say it's because some mad doctor was experimenting on devolution, and he regressed a parrot back to the dinosaur it used to be (because pretty much all birds used to be lizard like dinos) and he gave it the ability to talk somehow, and they go around knocking on people's doors saying "pizza's here".
BigDdaGanjalist
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^^^^^^
