Just Met A Cool Ass Chick

[bigwillster]

Read this. I met this beautiful chick at a club and we've been dating for a week now. I've always wanted a girl a who gave me attention and now that this girl is giving it to me I think I don't want it. In one week she's given me 4 colognes, 1 plant, and a card. Today she's coming over to organize me closet. She is very sweet and its also the best sex I've ever had. I really want to keep this girl but for some reason maybe I feel things are going to quick and or I can't be as giving as she is. What do you guys think? What can I do about wanting all this loving?

 

[Big Buck]

you're getting great sex, gifts, and she worships you....I fail to see a problem with that!!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Plan of action

Reach into your pockets, retrieve some money and purchase her a nice gift. A box with some candles, some lingerie, maybe the gift of music is her thing.

Invite her over with the promise of a home cooked dinner, a drink and a massage. When she arrives at your house, take her jacket from her and lead her to the couch/chair/bathtub and knock her once on the top of the head with your elbow.

Seduce her with death threats. A rarely practiced maneuver, but extremely efficient. Play "Coward of the County" for added effect.

Handcuff her to your balcony and toss her over the side. If all goes well, she should be hanging over the side attempting to scream (if you taped her mouth up like you should) and flailing her arms around.

Perfect.

Grab a can of WD-40 and a blow torch. Hold the torch on her forehead and spray the oil into her eyes and surrounding areas. Don't be put off by the fumes or the smoke, you get accustomed to it with time.

Coerce her into sex.

Sharpen up a ten foot rock bar and impale it through her back. Take her out to the balcony again and see how far you can throw her javelin style.

Repeat as necessary.

 

[bigwillster]

I hear ya man. I love the gifts but she just wants to be around all the time. Im just not used to this good treatment. I think maybe with time I can get used to it.

 

[Y_lifter]

Dude, have you seen the movie FATAL ATTRACTION???

 

[GinNJuice]

Sounds like you are being smothered. Talk to her gently about your feelings so that you don't get sick of her too soon........ that should happen AFTER you marry her

 

[Freak Show]

She's a man. Or at least used to be.

 

[HumorMe]

MANNNNNNNNNN......

Coming over to organize your closet!?! I bet she is sizing that closet up to see if her shit will fit in there! You better watch out! Next thing you'll know...she will be buying new sheets and drapes and moving in!

 

[-SD-]

Just let go of all the rules you think you know and go with it. Give her a chance and give to her as well, you will miss it when its gone. Trust me.

 

[bigwillster]

Cool cool. Sounds like I should just let it ride and try to be as giving as she is. I know if I get rid of her i'm going to miss her. I think I'll tell her today that I just think its more exciting to see someone you haven't seen in a few days. I mean she has it all. She gorgeous, fun, sweet, affectionate, giving, caring, mature. I really can't ask for more. She the type of girl you want all your friends to see. Not only that but she offers to pay for some things when we go out. I usually end up paying because I don't want her spending anymore money on me. This is the low down... my longest relationship has been 4 mos and I'm 25 yrs old. I'm afraid of breaking her heart because I can't commit. I get bored really quick. I just hope I can keep her for long and maybe even marriage.

 

[Kryp2o]

Re: MANNNNNNNNNN......

Coming over to organize your closet!?! I bet she is sizing that closet up to see if her shit will fit in there! You better watch out! Next thing you'll know...she will be buying new sheets and drapes and moving in!

ROTFLMAO !!!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

SG You must have 'em lining up at your door.

I used to, then the female population near where I live began to decline slowly. I still do well for myself, but I have to travel to the city and I hate that.

 

[bigpimp]

you're getting great sex, gifts, and she worships you....I fail to see a problem with that!!!

hehe....yeah no shit

 

[buksoon]

A serious response

She has fallen too hard, too fast. She has decided that you are some fantasy man and the answer to her prayers.

She has turned you into something you are not. (No offense; I'm sure you're great. But no mortal man could be what she thinks you are.)

This is dangerous. The second you disappoint her (and you will, because you're NOT a fantasy but flesh and blood), she will be ... this just can't end well. Not at all.

 

[Checkmatebloated]

I'm with Y_LIFTER on this one. By the time you find out why nobody else wanted the easy slut(by the way, that is not ment to be bad, I love sluts!) she will be in love with you and you can not get rid of her.

Some thing very bad is going to happen here!

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

she wants to have your baby

 

[badazzwhitedude]

Re: A serious response

She has fallen too hard, too fast. She has decided that you are some fantasy man and the answer to her prayers.

She has turned you into something you are not. (No offense; I'm sure you're great. But no mortal man could be what she thinks you are.)

This is dangerous. The second you disappoint her (and you will, because you're NOT a fantasy but flesh and blood), she will be ... this just can't end well. Not at all.

I agree with this very much. This happens to me all the time. Not to be conceited, but I tend to have girls just drool all over me initially much of the time. But after about 3 months or so, it's all gone.

 

[Steelplate]

What part of the country do you live in bro?? LOL .. If the ladies there are like her, I wanna come visit .. Your a very lucky man indeed !!

Steelplate


ps: Dont let her steal any of the stuff she is "organizing" in your closet.. LOL

 

[bignate73]

dont let her fuck with your closet. that means you have to move your secret porn stash somewhere else!

fuck that!

hehehe.

 

[WODIN]

Super Dave said it best. Go with what feels right to you.

Just show her the porn stash...trust me on this one. LOL!!!