Just had a little disturbing experience in the Cafeteria at my college....

[NJSerious]

I was sitting there eating my tuna sandwich, getting ready to go get some milk for my protein shake, when all of a sudden, i felt an immense anger come upon me, accompanied by a large cloud of gas trying to exit my stomach and produce a massive storm of fecal patties. So what happened next I cant even understand. I took my pants off in the middle of the cafeteria, 12 oclock everyone there and took the BIGGEST SHIT i have ever seen, it just kept coming and coming and coming........all over thewhite floor, the whole cafeteria went silent one by one, I wasn't really embarassed though, i just felt like i should do more damage, so i grab this blonde haired girl sitting closest to me, with my cock and balls flopping out and my ass all shitted up and dunk her face in the fecal matter on the floor, i slammed her like something you'd see on WCW, her face was covered in brown, everyone was shocked, and she was sqealing like a little hermit crab leaping to any sign of life and light she could see, but knew it was going to be her last breath......last breath filled with my wonderful aroma of fecal matter and corn.

 

[MrMuscle]

you are 168 pounds arent you? why do you feel that you need a proteinshake AND a tuna sandwich as one meal?

 

[bbott]

anyone who bothers flaming this kid is a retard. Give up on the poor kid. You fuel is fun. Stop flaming him and he'll have to go back playing his video games.

 

[troybday]

dude, your a fucking tool!!! sad that your looking for so much attention!!!