Just had a Double Hernia fixed...

[poon daddy]

Greetings people of Elitefitness.
I have not posted a thread in some time. Now I have a few days to sit around and play on the net.
Why, well I just had a Bi-Lateral Hernia fixed. Yes there is some pain but far less then I ever thought there was going to be.
I was able to get it repaired using a new procedure. Which should allow me to be back in the gym in a week or so.
The old way of repair would put you out of commission for a month or longer.
I know someone reading this has a Hernia and is dreading getting it fixed like I was. If you get it fixed,which you need to, have. Go to a Doc that uses the tension free system.
I will keep you guys posted on my proogress.

Poon is back

 

[PoyeBoy]

eew, did they fix they other broken things down there?

 

[poon daddy]

Yea they fixed up my labia also........

 

[smoknjilly]

good for you.

My dad suffered in pain for years because he was too vain and scared to have the surgery. He had it done and is back at the gym and dancing etc....

 

[poon daddy]

Well I must say I have feared getting this done for app. 5 years. Thats right I had a Hernia for that long. Dumb I know.
But overall I say its not been so bad a deal.
If anyone has to get it done make sure they do it "Tension free". If they do it the old way you will be in huge pain and no gym time for weeks. I say I will be back in the Gym, no squats, in a week.
Plus I have two cool looking scars. Yeaaaaaaa baby

Darktooth, I shall return to crime fighting in 3 weeks.

 

[KnoXville]

I had a hernia operation whilst I was younger. Still have a quite a nifty indent down there, a couple inches from my buisness end. Normally facinated, girls always ask me about it. So I just give them my standard 'sexy' answer, and state that the scar is from where I had my vagina remouved and penis attached. After that they are just putty in my hands.

 

[poon daddy]

Update---
It feels as if I will return to light lifting tomorrow. Yeaaaaa
No Squats and no damn dead lifts. Bi-tris or maybe chest.
I cant believe, it will have been less then a week since the CUT.
I just thought someone cared..............

 

[KAYNE]

I WOULDNT RUSH IT MAN....STAY WITH THE PINK AND PURPLE WEIGHTS. NOTHING MORE.






KAYNE

 

[flex123]

I WOULDNT RUSH IT MAN....STAY WITH THE PINK AND PURPLE WEIGHTS. NOTHING MORE.






KAYNE

I thought this was common routine....atleast thats what my trainer in some pink spandex told me.

 

[KAYNE]

I thought this was common routine....atleast thats what my trainer in some pink spandex told me.

LMAO!!!.........HIS NAME ISNT RNCH IS IT???



KAYNE

 

[flex123]

LMAO!!!.........HIS NAME ISNT RNCH IS IT???



KAYNE

I don't remember his name....It was down in Orleans. Big guy bald head and goatee?

 

[KAYNE]

I don't remember his name....It was down in Orleans. Big guy bald head and goatee?

I SERIOUSLY JUST SPIT ON MY SCREEN!!! FUCKER.




KAYNE

 

[poon daddy]

I was going to only use products made by " tony little" and maybe a bowflex......

 

[KAYNE]

I was going to only use products made by " tony little" and maybe a bowflex......

YOU CAN ACTUALLY GO UP TO THE LEVEL OF THE PINK WEIGHTS FROM WHAT MY EXTENSIVE MEDICAL EXPERIENCE TELLS ME. THE TONY LITTLE AND BOWFLEX PRODUCTS ARE NOT NEARLY CHALLENGING ENOUGH. EVEN FOR A PERSON WITH A RECENT HERNIA OPERATION.




KAYNE

 

[poon daddy]

I forgot to mention... Why no one advised me prior to the surgery that my Dick and balls will look as if I left em out on a freeway at rush hour... BLACK AND BLUE... and my damn nuts swelled up. No its not cool. Hard as hell to walk....

 

[poon daddy]

Well as I sit here and type I can hear one of those dumb ass infomercials on.....

 

[poon daddy]

Most joking aside..
This new way of fixing a Hernia is far better then the old. So I read and hear..
If at all interested got
www.herniasolutions.com
I say, if you have one best look at this option first. The old way seems to kill the workouts for at least 5 weeks...

 

[KAYNE]

I forgot to mention... Why no one advised me prior to the surgery that my Dick and balls will look as if I left em out on a freeway at rush hour... BLACK AND BLUE... and my damn nuts swelled up. No its not cool. Hard as hell to walk....

AFTER I GOT MY FIRST GF WHEN I WAS 15, I GOT SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. WE WERE MESSING AROUND WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING. WELL, WHAT I DIDNT KNOW WAS THAT IF WE WERENT GOING TO FUCK, I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED PLAYING AROUND WITH HER. AFTER A FEW HOURS OF PLAYING AROUND BUT NO SEX (OR FELLATIO), WE STOPPED. LATER ON THAT NIGHT WAS THE MOST PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED UP UNTIL THAT POINT.

WHY WASNT I TOLD ABOUT BLUE BALLS!!!???



KAYNE

 

[poon daddy]

Blue balls would be a better color then my BLACK balls. Great if I were in fact black...
AND I MIGHT BE GETTING SEX SOON...
But one look at a Black and blue Cock and balls and my girl placed me on a BAN

 

[KAYNE]

DAMN, THAT SUX. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MAN.....BETTER YOU THAN ME!!! LOL JK




KAYNE