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supersizeme
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explain what happened
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magman1
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at school, the apartment above mine kept throwing shit over the balcony, some landing on our balcony, some in the street below, and we'd all get shit if their were broken bottles below...so i go up to defuse the situation, and all these kids start giving me shit! like they were the baddest fuckers in the world...like pushing me and shit...and it was like 7 of em, cuz we were now in the hallway, and they had a party in their room! i was about to go get some of my friends to even shit out, just cuz it was 7 on 1, and we were having a party upstairs, and this shrimpy little fucker cracked me on the side of my face...totally unexpected! i woulda killed him if i punched him, so i wasnt sure what to do...drunk as hell, i decided to bitch slap the shit outa him...i hit(slapped) him pretty fuckin hard, and this pussy just dropped...all his friends shut the fuck up...i walk away, and like an hour later im gettin kinda heavy with this chick in the stairway....fuckin cop walks in, and arrests, me...for harrassment...this faggot and his friends called the cops and said i hit him...he wouldnt even listen to my side of the story...but today, he had a sudden change of heart! (actually a visit from me when he sobbered up, explaining any further charges wouldnt be the best thing to do)
supersizeme
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was it a backhand or a forehand you hit Napolean with? i'm trying to get a visual here
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magman1 said:
That's when you should have went to the parking lot, found a 8 ft piece of pipe and returned to the party. While they are all standing there with the "what the hell is this nut doing with that pipe", you calmly walk to the center of the room and begin swinging fiercely around it.
If all goes according to the way I am visualizing it, you'll be kicking their asses Matrix Reloaded style in no time.
canadianhitman
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^^I like the Matrix scene idea!
Griz1
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On a similar topic here's one for ya...
My buddy and I am in a bar and this BMF started hasseling him and obviously decided to kick the shit out of him (he's holding him by the shirt and ready to start "hockey punching" him. So my buddy looks this guy right in the eye without flinching and says:
"Yeah, sure you go ahead and kick the shit out of me, but are you ABSOLUTELY sure that I won't come back here with a shotgun, or something and kill your ass dead? (while he's sayin this shit he almost starts vibrating and I swear his eyes got really big and round) I'm not a big guy, but I REALLY don't like to get pushed around!" Then he just stands there waiting for this guy to start shit-kicking him.
The big dude lets go, and walked back to the pool table, grabbed his cue, and quietly sat down on his stool. He actually looked rather worried.
We left almost right after.
My buddy was laughing at the guy in the car (even though he (my buddy) did look like he shit his pants). I know they guy and it was just a big bluff - that worked.
My buddy and I am in a bar and this BMF started hasseling him and obviously decided to kick the shit out of him (he's holding him by the shirt and ready to start "hockey punching" him. So my buddy looks this guy right in the eye without flinching and says:
"Yeah, sure you go ahead and kick the shit out of me, but are you ABSOLUTELY sure that I won't come back here with a shotgun, or something and kill your ass dead? (while he's sayin this shit he almost starts vibrating and I swear his eyes got really big and round) I'm not a big guy, but I REALLY don't like to get pushed around!" Then he just stands there waiting for this guy to start shit-kicking him.
The big dude lets go, and walked back to the pool table, grabbed his cue, and quietly sat down on his stool. He actually looked rather worried.
We left almost right after.
My buddy was laughing at the guy in the car (even though he (my buddy) did look like he shit his pants). I know they guy and it was just a big bluff - that worked.
magman1
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the pipe scene sounds funny as shit...i was trying to avoid a situation like that, cuz i probably woulda fucked em all up, and last time i got into a fight, i got in SERIOUS trouble...even tho two kids tried jumping me!
Napolean comment had me LMAO...i smacked that little fucker with an open fronthand!
Napolean comment had me LMAO...i smacked that little fucker with an open fronthand!
