just got a deli slicer

[p0ink]

i just recently acquired one of those deli slicers. it isn't one of those real good ones, just a cheap, plastic, piece of shit, but it works pretty well.

anyhow, i went to SAM'S and they had some of those whole deli-style turkey breasts on sale. i got an 8.5lb deli-style turkey breast for $14.20 (it was like a super sale or something). so i have been shaving and eating turkey non-stop. i even made my favorite deli sandwich, which i have not had since i moved from NJ.

'Big Tom'

1 foot long hero roll, stuffed with shaved (not sliced) turkey, covered with shredded lettuce, tomatoes, a few strips of bacon, salt/pepper, and thousand island dressing. (normally i hate thousand island dressing, but it goes great on this sandwich).

 

[thebabydoc]

And just how long do you expec 8.5 pounds of turkey to stay good???

 

[p0ink]

i didnt shave the whole thing...probably only 2 lbs of it. the leftovers i wrapped up and put in the freezer. it should keep. right?

 

[the People's Champ]

bump. I would like to know about this, since I buy two pounds of turkey a week for me samiches.

 

[the nature boy]

I have a deli slicer. I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

 

[big4life]

I have a deli slicer. I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

That makes it kinda hard to eat, doesn't it?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I have a deli slicer. I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

That's pretty thin. I use mine to even up the heels on my shoes from time to time. I even use it to open some letters.

 

[spentagn]

That's pretty thin. I use mine to even up the heels on my shoes from time to time. I even use it to open some letters.

I use mine to mold my legs after ssme's.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I use mine to mold my legs after ssme's.

Hey...it's 1/3 of the "right in your face, up front, out in the open gay triumverate".

 

[AAP]

When your finger gets caught in it.... post a pic..

 

[the nature boy]

That makes it kinda hard to eat, doesn't it?

you know.... you're right.

 

[spentagn]

Hey...it's 1/3 of the "right in your face, up front, out in the open gay triumverate".

I know, but I just can't get accustomed to your self degredation, so I'll continue to call you HG. Besides, latin women make my pee-pee feel funny.

 

[Bullit]

I use mine to slice meat thin enough to slide under my neighbours door to feed their cat.

 

[saint808]

here's an important safety tip... much like laptops... do not use whilenaked.

 

[cure]

I have a deli slicer. I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

SURE KRAMER!

 

[gymtime]

With setup and cleanup, slicers are more trouble than they're worth. Once the novelty wears off, it'll be on the shelf forever and you'll be back to using a carving knife.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Deli slicers are also handy for removing genital warts.

 

[p0ink]

nah, it's so much better than using a knife. i dont like thick cuts of meat for sandwhiches. i shave my turkey so thin, it comes out in clumps. it's the way to go

 

[the nature boy]

SURE KRAMER!

Busted!!

 

[gymtime]

nah, it's so much better than using a knife. i dont like thick cuts of meat for sandwhiches. i shave my turkey so thin, it comes out in clumps. it's the way to go

If you're still using it in two weeks, I'll give you a dollar.

 

[cure]

Busted!!

I'm a Seinfeld trivia GENIUS!!!!

 

[gymtime]

I'm a Seinfeld trivia GENIUS!!!!

Now there's resume material if I've ever seen it.

 

[cure]

Now there's resume material if I've ever seen it.

DON'T BE A PLAYA HATA!!!

 

[gymtime]

DON'T BE A PLAYA HATA!!!

Sorry man....couldn't help myself on that one.