Just Did the Dishes after Dinner

[Raptorex]

Gave her a break...do I get some sort of award or something? can I pick it out of the catalogue? when do they send them out...

Sorry for so many questions, kind of excited.

 

[jerseyart]

Duuuude?

WTF?

At least don't advertise it, or they'll all expect the same thing. If I hear even one time "But MightyMouse did it for...." Im going to kick your ass

 

[SoKlueles]

awwwwww that was sweet, now take her out to dinner and a movie

 

[Sub-Zero]

Gave her a break...do I get some sort of award or something? can I pick it out of the catalogue? when do they send them out...

Sorry for so many questions, kind of excited.

whenever i do the dishes i end up breaking a couple on purpose and then tell my mom it was cause i was training grip. that stops her from making me do the dishes and i also always end up with a new bottle of lotion on my desk for some reason

 

[HardHat87]

I need a woman to do my dishes. I leave them in the sink until they start to smell.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I need a woman to do my dishes. I leave them in the sink until they start to smell.

paper plates bro, paper plates.

just throw em outside your window when your done, cause its biodeggratable

 

[jaded]

Duuuude?

WTF?

At least don't advertise it, or they'll all expect the same thing. If I hear even one time "But MightyMouse did it for...." Im going to kick your ass

WTF, Jersey, you're doing the dishes tomorrow night. MightyMouse did it for his gf!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

womens work

 

[jaded]

womens work

then it's suitable for JerseyArt

 

[Raptorex]

Well, I took all of your advice and took her out for some drinks...I hope I get some now? ...anyhow, sorry Jersey for breaking the code, I promise not to do it again...btw, I am getting the signed baseball out of the catalogue...its real neat!

 

[Whiskey]

Next time, make a deal with her, tell her that you'll do the dishes as long as she gives you head. Makes time go by alot quicker... Even though it will take you longer

Whiskey

 

[Sub-Zero]

Well, I took all of your advice and took her out for some drinks...I hope I get some now? ...anyhow, sorry Jersey for breaking the code, I promise not to do it again...btw, I am getting the signed baseball out of the catalogue...its real neat!

i dont think ull get lucky sitting at the computer telling us about how u hope ull get lucky.



-anyway how did it go?

 

[Raptorex]

Didn't get any...that taught me a valuable lesson, never do the dishes.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Didn't get any...that taught me a valuable lesson, never do the dishes.

or make her give the sex first, then do the dishes, shittily after

 

[Rex]

awwwwww that was sweet, now take her out to dinner and a movie

He had just did the dishes implying that they finished a meal not too long ago, and you're already trying to get her to the next damn meal. Damn woman.

Mightymouse, you do get rewards. They include:
-Dish soap for the next time you do dishes.
-Gloves to prevent dishpan hands for the next time you do dishes.
-A new towel to dry the dishes for the next time you do dishes.

See a trend? They will be purchased by your girlfriend at a later time...most likely on your credit or check card.

 

[Raptorex]

Thanks Rex for your kind words regarding the future...

He had just did the dishes implying that they finished a meal not too long ago, and you're already trying to get her to the next damn meal. Damn woman.

Mightymouse, you do get rewards. They include:
-Dish soap for the next time you do dishes.
-Gloves to prevent dishpan hands for the next time you do dishes.
-A new towel to dry the dishes for the next time you do dishes.

See a trend? They will be purchased by your girlfriend at a later time...most likely on your credit or check card.

 

[BileStew]

btw, I am getting the signed baseball out of the catalogue...its real neat!

Is it the one that says..."Nice whiff Manny, With love, Randy Johnson, World Series Champ, 05"?

 

[Rex]

Thanks Rex for your kind words regarding the future...

No problem, buddy. I think my foresight and lack of dish washing may have something to do with why I'm still single.

That and women in general just may not like being called a cunt.

JK I'm selective when I use that word.

 

[Raptorex]

Is it the one that says..."Nice whiff Manny, With love, Randy Johnson, World Series Champ, 05"?

Q. WHY DO JETER PEETER EATER AND GAY-ROD LIKE THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS SO MUCH?

















A. BECAUSE THE DIAMONDBACKS GAVE THEM "RANDY JOHNSON" THE "BIG UNIT"

 

[rnch]

has nobody on this thread heard of a maytag dishwasher?? you stack the dirty dishes inside, add detergent, press the "quick wash" button.......

 

[Raptorex]

has nobody on this thread heard of a maytag dishwasher?? you stack the dirty dishes inside, add detergent, press the "quick wash" button.......

How do you stack the dishes...one on top of another? Can I put my dirty gym clothes in to? Thanks for your help with this.

 

[rnch]

i have washed my sweaty, stanky baseball hats in the dishwasher.

 

[Rex]

How do you stack the dishes...one on top of another? Can I put my dirty gym clothes in to? Thanks for your help with this.

See what technology does to people? Makes them ask crazy questions.

If the woman would have done the dishes like she should have in the first place the answer to the above questions would be:

-Her problem.
-Yes.

See how simple that is?