Just accepted during a controled delivery, I'm a fucking retard!!!!!!!!!!!

[UNKNOWN SOLDIER]

Shit guys I just got busted to. I was sitting at my computer jacking off to George Spellwin's Bikini Babes when I got a knock on my door. I opened it and it was this guy wearing a jacket saying DEA and he was carrying a sidearm and package. I didn't think nothin' of it, so I go to accept the package and he says, "I have this warrant for your arrest regarding the possesion of illegal substances that I need you to sign." So I was like "ok dude, whatever" and I signed the line that said "Perpetrator."

Fucking closed the door, opened the package and a bunch of feds came in and arrested me and I started crying and peed all over the squad car like a little bitch. I never even saw it coming!

Everytime I read your posts here or over in the other rooms I laugh my ass off. Next time do me a favor......at the beginning of your stories......tell UNKNOWN SOLDIER to put down his coffee.......I'm tired of cleaning my Comp Screen!
By the way.......when I read your stories......I actually picture your Avatar speaking......cause that's how he talks too hahahahaha In fact......I've wondered if you were him lol You picked the perfect Avatar for your style

 

[tarzan21]

i think im gona have to jump on the band wagon and say BULLSHIT. whenever somthing like this happens its always in the paper. so what area do you live in and i'll look up the paper.

 

[HardasRock]

Fuck was that hilarious. The guy who got nailed even if it was true must be so fucking stupid. They never ask you to open a pkg they deliver. Fuck some epople are just stupid.

 

[ENC]

UPS & FED-EX

THis is the very reason why u should use UPS or Fed-ex to deliver your goods. UPS and Fed-ex have a strict policy that prohibits law enforcement agencys from using there vehicles or uniforms when doing a controlled delivery. So if you are sending your juice via UPS or Fed-ex and u dont see the UPS or Fed-ex vans or uniforms,, i would suggest not signing for the package and telling them u dont know what the hell they have!!

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

I have never heard of a "controlled delivery" in Canada designed to bust a small time AS user. That is more of a US phenomenon. Our law enforcement never seems to bust small AS users unless they are into other nasty stuff.


not true bro, i had a buddy first time mail order not a drug user they will bust you

One thing you aren't realizing is that this is in CANADA where possession is LEGAL (of small amounts). Importing isn't legal but they aren't going to go after someone for this unless it is ALOT or you are dealing in other things as well.
Hence, the "BULLSHIT" claims.

 

[getbig27]

well if nothing else..."dick_eater" got himself some attention. what a waste of board space.

 

[Kool Keith]

unless you ordered enough gear to juice the entire nation of Canada you are full of shit..anything under a 3 month personal supply will pass through...I've had 500 clomid opened and passed through with nothing more than a Canadian Customs letter inside...so explain exactly what happened and the amount or cut the B.S

Damn who needs 500 clomid?

 

[jstrong20]

Alright guys I'm about to order domestic and is one teeany bottle of anadrol(yeah I hate anadrol but it was cheap as fuck)so I'm assuming their is no way of me getting busted. But lets hear some due and don'ts and one of the vets or a mod should make a post MAILORDER FOR DUMMIES and it should have all the dues and dont's of ordering. This will be my first order via mail except finaplix which doesn't count so how 'bout it fellas ease some of my worries.

 

[hamper19]

Shit guys I just got busted to. I was sitting at my computer jacking off to George Spellwin's Bikini Babes when I got a knock on my door. I opened it and it was this guy wearing a jacket saying DEA and he was carrying a sidearm and package. I didn't think nothin' of it, so I go to accept the package and he says, "I have this warrant for your arrest regarding the possesion of illegal substances that I need you to sign." So I was like "ok dude, whatever" and I signed the line that said "Perpetrator."

Fucking closed the door, opened the package and a bunch of feds came in and arrested me and I started crying and peed all over the squad car like a little bitch. I never even saw it coming!

funniest thing ive seen yet...

1 month unil cycle......oh yeah

 

[HorseBalls]

Where did you order from? quantity?