Juice!

[joeljuice]

joeljuice- nice to see another finlander on the boards, i'm 2/3 fin.

Yeah there arent too many of us. Have you born in Finland? I would like to visit on Japan some day, it is promised land of electronics

 

[tryin_to_bulk]

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First, figure out how much money you have. After you figure that out you will be able to know what brand you can afford and how much you can buy.

Drive down to the grocery store and walk in. Now what you do is walk to isle number 5 and go half way down. There you will see a large selection of Juices. Some are concentrated, some are pure, and some are watered down and generic. Choose your juice based on your cash on hand. Now after you selected your juice walk to the cashier and complete the transaction. Discreetly walk to your car and drive home. Take about two "SHOTS" of juice a week. Eat right and train hard and your on your way to a perfect body.

If you prefer not to openly buy juice you may Mail Order your juice. Here are the websites for well known suppliers for the mail order option:

www.snapple.com and www.oceanspray.com

Hope this helps!


(Hey guys, I know this was stupid of me, but I was just tryin to help our DEA Agent out.)

OMG LMFAO

 

[tarzan21]

Mods, please forgive me.

I hope this is not in violation of the rules for a source post...so i'll go ahead with my post.

Icemike, if you need some juice, follow these instructions carefully and you will be sure to get your juice. And I promise you this is not a scam!

First, figure out how much money you have. After you figure that out you will be able to know what brand you can afford and how much you can buy.

Drive down to the grocery store and walk in. Now what you do is walk to isle number 5 and go half way down. There you will see a large selection of Juices. Some are concentrated, some are pure, and some are watered down and generic. Choose your juice based on your cash on hand. Now after you selected your juice walk to the cashier and complete the transaction. Discreetly walk to your car and drive home. Take about two "SHOTS" of juice a week. Eat right and train hard and your on your way to a perfect body.

If you prefer not to openly buy juice you may Mail Order your juice. Here are the websites for well known suppliers for the mail order option:

www.snapple.com and www.oceanspray.com

Hope this helps!


(Hey guys, I know this was stupid of me, but I was just tryin to help our DEA Agent out.)

i dont know why you think thats funny my last cycle was
-500mg apple juice 250 twice a week
-400mg concentrated grape juice once a week
i gained 27 pounds in 8 weeks

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

Man, When I ran 400mg. of apple juice for 10 weeks, all I got was the shits.

 

[tarzan21]

Man, When I ran 400mg. of apple juice for 10 weeks, all I got was the shits.

maybe you should bump the dosage down
try 300mg

 

[joeljuice]

maybe you should bump the dosage down
try 300mg

LMAO This is one funny topic

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

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[Saint7]

I'm sorry but juice is for kids. Shoot kool aid

 

[AppleJuice]

Please critique my cycle:

Weeks 1 to 10
Cranberry Juice 500ml eod
Mango Juice 500ml eod

Weeks 11 to 12
Peach and Guava Blend 500ml ed

Bridge for 4 weeks (yeah... I know you guys don't recommend bridiging!) with Soda Water.

AppleJuice

 

[genarr3]

Great first post.
Genarr3