Judgement Day

[exotic_island_girl]

What would you say to God if He asked you, “why should I let you into heaven?

 

[chefbone]

What would you say to God if He asked you, “why should I let you into heaven?

Because I have a six inch toungue, a four inch nose and I breath through my ears... God is a chick ya know!

 

[slat1]

"God, I'm Slat. All the crazy, wild stories you have heard about me.... are absolutely true and I stand by my record"

 

[slat1]

Oh yeah. I would be dead right as the last word came out!

 

[Sub-Zero]

cause my life fuckin sucked some mega ass, and the universe has gotta make it up to me, otherwise ill lead a legion of demons up from hades and smoulder the kingdom of heaven in one foul swoop, and then fuck jesus in the ass to humiliate him and his ancestors.

all that will be left after my destruction would be a dinosaur bone in the same strata as a swiss army knife, confusing the hell out of scientists, and make people argue about it for years

 

[aandd]

That I was saved by faith and that's all I got since those damn Southern Baptists told me that was all I needed.

 

[BrothaBill]

Because I love him and am willing to go to hell for that

 

[exotic_island_girl]

Because I love him and am willing to go to hell for that

ditto! although I am not sure if God is he or her. For the fact that no one ever saw him/ her.

 

[Sub-Zero]

ditto! although I am not sure if God is he or her. For the fact that no one ever saw him/ her.

god is of a gender (if it can be called that) that noone can possibly fathom.

just like dogs cant do calculus, our brains simply are not complex enough to comprehend god, and heaven, which is why nobody is able to know for sure, and they can only go by faith.

 

[exotic_island_girl]

yup faith is the way

 

[Sub-Zero]

yup faith is the way

fuck faith its for stupid people

 

[exotic_island_girl]

fuck faith its for stupid people

that's your opinion

 

[buffer1]

What would you say to God if He asked you, “why should I let you into heaven?

nothing,lol you're not allowed to talk there

 

[Sub-Zero]

that's your opinion

no its not, your the one who said it

 

[BrothaBill]

ditto! although I am not sure if God is he or her. For the fact that no one ever saw him/ her.

Thats to bad, I see God every time I open my eyes and look around

 

[exotic_island_girl]

no its not, your the one who said it

i said faith is the way

then you said

faith is for stupid ppl

then i said

tha'ts your opinion for thinking that faith is for stupid ppl

 

[Sub-Zero]

i said faith is the way

then you said

faith is for stupid ppl

then i said

tha'ts your opinion for thinking that faith is for stupid ppl

well thats just your opinion and interpretation of how faith has an effect on the blind and illiterate members of alternate planes of existance...

if you follow then respond

 

[redguru]

Thats to bad, I see God every time I open my eyes and look around

Are you related to her?

 

[BrothaBill]

god is of a gender (if it can be called that) that noone can possibly fathom.

just like dogs cant do calculus, our brains simply are not complex enough to comprehend god, and heaven, which is why nobody is able to know for sure, and they can only go by faith.

I comprehend it, its not a question of faith for me anymore, do you believe me?

 

[BrothaBill]

well thats just your opinion and interpretation of how faith has an effect on the blind and illiterate members of alternate planes of existance...

if you follow then respond

Ive been to those alternate realities bor, thats what being a psychonaut is all about. If you dont believe me its b/c you wont to do it, you wont take that leap of faith to try and understand it. Ive told you how several times to go to those different planes of existance

 

[exotic_island_girl]

well thats just your opinion and interpretation of how faith has an effect on the blind and illiterate members of alternate planes of existance...

if you follow then respond

I am saying having faith in God is a way or one of the way to go to heaven

but yet who am I to say that. Is just my belief and I dont expect anyone to have the same belief as I do.

 

[chefbone]

I am saying having faith in God is a way or one way to go to heaven

but yet who am I to say that. Is just my belief and I dont expect anyone to have the same belief as I do.

I've been to the gates of heaven....I saw a for sale sign, two VW Bugs, a bunch of midgets and a flashing, neon sign that said:
TRESPASS AT YOUR OWN RISK. I said fugit....