*Jokes*

[BaBa-BooeY]

lets hear those jokes

heres mine : "A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n sh*t.""

from wbb board

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Heres another joke for ya

Why dont the talibans have sex ed and drivers ed in the same day ?

Because they will wear the camels out

 

[Roadblock]

My contribution:

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked
robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in
tears. "What's wrong" asks the mother.

"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The
mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.

"Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother
tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week
later the boy walks into the room in tears.

"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee
and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."