My 3 polish cousins made a sign for their parents ranch(to hang over the entrance) They worked for a week after hours at a mutual friends shop to get it done. The day before Christmas they came into finish it up and the the shop owner pointed out to them the name was spelled wrong, two letters transposed. They immediately said oh shit and he calmly replied with "how many pollocks does it take to spell a last name". The guy across the shop yelled out obviously more than 3.