JOKE. kind of dumb, but okay. you know what the fish said when he was swimming up

[Checkmatebloated]

when he was swimming up stream and hit a rock wall ? Damn??

 

[gymrat]

thanks for that great joke.

 

[Paulos]

Die.

 

[Newbie2building]

that was a bonified stinker

 

[Drew Carey]

here is one I found in my email earlier....
> > > > >The teacher asked,
> > >"Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too > >smart for
the
> > >first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter > >than
she
> > >is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" > > > >The teacher had
> had
> > >enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While > >Harry waited
> in
> > >the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal > >what the
> > >situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the > >boy
>
> >a
> > >test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back
to
> >
> > > >the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. > > > >Harry was
> brought
> > >in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed > >to take
the
> > >test. > > > >Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". > > > >Principal:
> > >"What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". > > > >And so it went with every question
> the
> > >principal thought a third-grader > >should know. The principal looks at
> the
> > >teacher and tells her, "I think > >Harry can go to the third-grade." >
>
> >
> > > >The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The
> >
> > > >principal and Harry both agree. > > > >The teacher asks, "What does a
> cow
> > >have four of that I have only two of? > >Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
>
> >
> > > > >Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The
> >
> > > >principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied,
>
> > > >"Pockets." > > > >Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"
> > >Harry: "Pants" > > > >Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T,
is
> > >hairy, oval, delicious > >and contains thin whitish liquid? The
> principal's
> > >eyes opened really wide > >and before he could stop the answer, Harry
was
> > >taking charge. Harry: > >Coconut > > > >Teacher: What goes in hard and
> pink
> > >then comes out soft and sticky? Harry: > >Bubblegum > > > >Teacher:
What
> > >does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog > >do on
> three
> > >legs? The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he > >could
stop
> > >the answer... Harry: Shake hands > > > >Teacher: Now I will ask some
"Who
> > >am I" sort of questions, okay? Harry: > >Yep. > >Teacher: You stick
your
> > >poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I > >get > >wet before
you
> > >do. Harry: Tent > > > >Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
> > >when you're bored. The > >best > >man always has me first. (Principal
was
> > >looking restless and bit tense.) > >Harry: Wedding Ring > > > >Teacher:
I
> > >come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, > >you
> > >feel good. Harry: Nose > > > >Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
> > >penetrates. I come with a quiver. > >Harry: Arrow > > > >Teacher: What
> word
> > >starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of > >excitement?
> > >Harry: Firetruck > > > >The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
told
> > >the teacher, "Put Harry in > >the fifth-grade, I got the last ten
> questions
> > >wrong myself." > > > > > > > > > > >
> >

 

[Checkmatebloated]

bump. for dumb fun