Joke I heard.

[flex123]

A man and his wife sleep in two different beds in the same room, because one kicks in their sleep. One night the wife calls the man over to her bed for some action. On his way walking over he trips on his wifes slipper. As he slides into her bed he say"did my little boobsy whoopsy make me trip on her slipper?" They have sex and the man gets up and begings walking back to his bed. Walking over he trips on her slipper once again. As he falls then gets into his bed he mumbles "dumb bitch!".

 

[Nathan]

A man and his wife sleep in two different beds in the same room, because one kicks in their sleep. One night the wife calls the man over to her bed for some action. On his way walking over he trips on his wifes slipper. As he slides into her bed he say"did my little boobsy whoopsy make me trip on her slipper?" They have sex and the man gets up and begings walking back to his bed. Walking over he trips on her slipper once again. As he falls then gets into his bed he mumbles "dumb bitch!".

i wish the sea consisted of yellow and purple stripes rather than the boring blue it is now.

 

[Lakerman]

i wish the sea consisted of yellow and purple stripes rather than the boring blue it is now.

Yeah, go lakers!