John Daly, Luckiest Guy in the World

[Raptorex]

Wife is in prison

Mother in law is now in prison

He gets to play golf all day...

beat that.

 

[nycgirl]

Why is his wife in prison?

 

[Raptorex]

federal money laundering charge


http://www.golftoday.co.uk/news/yeartodate/news04/daly7.html

 

[gotmilk]

he's going to die from heart disease. His payback is slow

 

[Raptorex]

he's going to die from heart disease. His payback is slow

You think so?

 

[wootoom]

holy shit

 

[Mr. dB]

Typical Arkansas story...

 

[chewyxrage]

You forgot to add that he drinks booze all day.

 

[Raptorex]

You forgot to add that he drinks booze all day.

true, that is an added bonus.

 

[Megalomaniac]

he's sober

 

[chewyxrage]

he's sober

I'm Naked.

 

[silverbackn]

Typical Arkansas story...

 

[Gambino]

lol@arkansas

 

[Mr. dB]

Don't get your knickers in a twist, I live in Arkansas too.

 

[Mr. dB]

lol@arkansas

Laugh, Gaylord, laugh.

 

[chewyxrage]

Laugh, Gaylord, laugh.

lol yes its true, bino, make fun of us alll you want. but you were born and live in gaylord. yeah.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Don't get your knickers in a twist, I live in Arkansas too.

It's okay, he's from that uptown part of AR where chickenhouses and walmart rule. Us ARkansans from the paper mill country cant compete

 

[gotmilk]

Us ARkansans from the paper mill country cant compete

You can always move to mecca...I mean..Branson

 

[Gambino]

lol yes its true, bino, make fun of us alll you want. but you were born and live in gaylord. yeah.

lololol your from arkansas too? you fucking heehaw hahahahaha

 

[Spartacus]

Don't get your knickers in a twist, I live in Arkansas too.

home of Klipsch

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

You can always move to mecca...I mean..Branson

Even worse, I moved from there to go to school in Arkansas. I went to high school in Branson.

 

[silverbackn]

It's okay, he's from that uptown part of AR where chickenhouses and walmart rule. Us ARkansans from the paper mill country cant compete

Up here we are the uppity Arkansas folk

 

[silverbackn]

You can always move to mecca...I mean..Branson

My boy just bought a condo there yesterday!

 

[silverbackn]

Even worse, I moved from there to go to school in Arkansas. I went to high school in Branson.

...........Pirate

 

[bullett]

Wife is in prison

Mother in law is now in prison

He gets to play golf all day...

beat that.

AND, according to a book I just read, hitting a golf ball IS NOT WHY he is called "Long John"

 

[slat1]

He's fat. I would rather be me.

 

[Raptorex]

He's fat. I would rather be me.

wait till you get married, your tune will change