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...any pointers, tips?? Been at the same job for do long that my interview skills might be a little rusty??
vixenbabe said:I'm sure your fluffer skills are something any head hunter would find marketable....Show some cleavage and hope you shaved those damn legs.....
Good luck, S.
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Days of the Tantric said:You have to look at is as a sales presentation. If you can't sell yourself, you can't sell anything.
vixenbabe said:I'd hire ya.....leave the dress at home please!
Btw...When did ya shave the head and acquire a double chin? hehehe
Taps said:You too, huh?
I have a phone interview in about an hour. I had zero sleep last night, so I'm fighting to stay awake right now. lol
Follow Mag's advice. Be decicive in your answers -- don't hem and haw. Ask your employer questions, especially about the company -- growth potential, marktet share, whatever.
It is fair to ask how much you'll get paid, but save it until the end of the interview.
Also, you can never be overdressed. Wear a suit, or at least a shirt and tie. Shine the shoes. Even if it's a casual environment, you'll stand out and look professional.
Oh, and be on time. 10 mins early is even better.![]()
Cornholio said:...any pointers, tips?? Been at the same job for do long that my interview skills might be a little rusty??
GaryWary said:
challenge the interviewers to an arm wrestle... then show 'em your cock...
Cornholio said:If my interviewer is an Asian - then I'll drop trou.
GaryWary said:
Are you being a racist fuck?
Cornholio said:
LOL!!!
Gimme a break.
I was implying that I like Asian Women Nimrod!!!
GaryWary said:
Ok... I just get touchy when I hear racism - especially against asians (my fiance is indian/english).
and
My name ain't Nimrod... Dickwipe!
rudedawg said:Oh ya lean towards them not away and don't cross your arms
Here check this site for body language interview stuffhttp://www.careercity.com/content/interview/during/bodlan.asp
Body Language
NONVERBAL BEHAVIOR = INTERPRETATION
Brisk, erect walk = Confidence
Standing with hands on hips = Readiness, aggression
Sitting with legs crossed, foot kicking slightly = Boredom
Arms crossed on chest = Defensiveness
Walking with hands in pockets, shoulders hunched = Dejection
Hand to cheek = Evaluation, thinking
Touching, slightly rubbing nose = Rejection, doubt, lying
Rubbing the eye = Doubt, disbelief
Hands clasped behind back = Anger, frustration, apprehension
Locked ankles = Apprehension
Head resting in hand, eyes downcast = Boredom
Rubbing hands = Anticipation
Sitting with hands clasped behind head, legs crossed = Confidence, superiority
Open palm = Sincerity, openness, innocence
Pinching bridge of nose, eyes closed = Negative evaluation
Tapping or drumming fingers = Impatience
Steepling fingers = Authoritative
Patting/fondling hair = Lack of self-confidence; insecurity
Tilted head = Interest
Stroking chin = Trying to make a decision
Looking down, face turned away = Disbelief
Biting nails = Insecurity, nervousness
Pulling or tugging at ear = Indecision
Cornholio said:So Scrap - would swinging the penis around in front of a female interviewer be offensive at least in a NON-sexual way??
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