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The red words are the actual meanings... "See you later alligater" Means Later... You get my drift! Thought you might like this...
Adam and Eve - Would you Adam and Eve it? Means "believe"
Alligator -See you later alligator... "Later"
Apples and Pears - Get up those apples to bed! "stairs"
Army and Navy - Pass the army, will you? "gravy"
Bacon and Eggs - She has such long bacons..."legs"
Barnet Fair - I'm going to have my barnet cut. "hair"
Bees and Honey - Hand over the bees... "money"
Biscuits and Cheese - Ooh! What knobbly biscuits! "knees"
Bull and Cow - We don't have to have a bull about it... "Row"
Butcher's Hook - I had a butchers at it through the window... "look"
Cobbler's Awls - You're talking cobblers! "balls"
Crust of Bread - Use your crust, lad... "head"
Daffadown Dilly - She's a bit daffy... "Dull"
Hampton Wick - You're getting on my wick! "prick"
Khyber Pass - Stick that up your Khyber... "Arse"
Loaf of Bread - Think about it; use your loaf... "Head"
Mince Pies What beautiful minces... "Eyes"
Oxford Scholar - Could you lend me an Oxford? "Dollar"
Pen and Ink! - It pens a bit in here... "Stinks"
Rabbit and Pork - I don't know what she's rabbiting about... "Talk"
Raspberry Tart - I can smell a raspberry... "fart"
Trouble and Strife - The trouble's been shopping again... " Wife"
Uncle Bert - I'm ironing my Uncle... "Shirt"
Weasel and Stoat - Where's my weasel? "Coat"
Adam and Eve - Would you Adam and Eve it? Means "believe"
Alligator -See you later alligator... "Later"
Apples and Pears - Get up those apples to bed! "stairs"
Army and Navy - Pass the army, will you? "gravy"
Bacon and Eggs - She has such long bacons..."legs"
Barnet Fair - I'm going to have my barnet cut. "hair"
Bees and Honey - Hand over the bees... "money"
Biscuits and Cheese - Ooh! What knobbly biscuits! "knees"
Bull and Cow - We don't have to have a bull about it... "Row"
Butcher's Hook - I had a butchers at it through the window... "look"
Cobbler's Awls - You're talking cobblers! "balls"
Crust of Bread - Use your crust, lad... "head"
Daffadown Dilly - She's a bit daffy... "Dull"
Hampton Wick - You're getting on my wick! "prick"
Khyber Pass - Stick that up your Khyber... "Arse"
Loaf of Bread - Think about it; use your loaf... "Head"
Mince Pies What beautiful minces... "Eyes"
Oxford Scholar - Could you lend me an Oxford? "Dollar"
Pen and Ink! - It pens a bit in here... "Stinks"
Rabbit and Pork - I don't know what she's rabbiting about... "Talk"
Raspberry Tart - I can smell a raspberry... "fart"
Trouble and Strife - The trouble's been shopping again... " Wife"
Uncle Bert - I'm ironing my Uncle... "Shirt"
Weasel and Stoat - Where's my weasel? "Coat"

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