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Jnevin is fat.

My belly button is so deep I knitted sweaters for all of the homeless in Utah with the lint I got out of it.
 
patsfan1379 said:
So, yes its backwards day and I'm straight as an arrow then?!?!

Self-pwnage there fatnevin
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I laugh my ass off every time I see Emeril now. That tuna salad thing makes me crack the fugg up.
 
jnevin said:
I laugh my ass off every time I see Emeril now. That tuna salad thing makes me crack the fugg up.
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I watch it all the time now. Its freakin retarted. I did learn that the the goo on top of Country Fried Steak is made of used Bacon fat, milk and chopped onions... Nasty...
 
patsfan1379 said:
I watch it all the time now. Its freakin retarted. I did learn that the the goo on top of Country Fried Steak is made of used Bacon fat, milk and chopped onions... Nasty...
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I saw that one. Disgusting. I just thought they jerked a bull off and used that.
 
jnevin said:
I saw that one. Disgusting. I just thought they jerked a bull off and used that.
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Seriouly though, someone had to be sitting in front of his fridge with the door open and a blank look on his face saying to himself "Fuck it. Maybe I'll mix some of that old bacon grease with some milk and fry some onions in it."
 
patsfan1379 said:
Seriouly though, someone had to be sitting in front of his fridge with the door open and a blank look on his face saying to himself "Fuck it. Maybe I'll mix some of that old bacon grease with some milk and fry some onions in it."
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I was honestly thinking the same thing. It's so nasty looking to begin with, and then you see how it's made. Like, how fat and hungry was the first doucheknuckle that thought that his deep fried steak needed something rich and creamy to top it off? Let alone a cream bacon grease mixture. Like it was on a dare.
 
jnevin said:
I was honestly thinking the same thing. It's so nasty looking to begin with, and then you see how it's made. Like, how fat and hungry was the first doucheknuckle that thought that his deep fried steak needed something rich and creamy to top it off? Let alone a cream bacon grease mixture. Like it was on a dare.
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And when did food get so fucking complicated. I was all psyched because he was making pizza. But in reality it was some homoriffic dough stuff with no sause (who the fuck makes a pizza with no sauce) pesto (WTF) raw tomatoes, bacon bits and raw spinach leaves.

Thats not a fucking pizza man, its a salad on a tortilla.
 
patsfan1379 said:
And when did food get so fucking complicated. I was all psyched because he was making pizza. But in reality it was some homoriffic dough stuff with no sause (who the fuck makes a pizza with no sauce) pesto (WTF) raw tomatoes, bacon bits and raw spinach leaves.

Thats not a fucking pizza man, its a salad on a tortilla.
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Flatbread I think is what people call that. A lot of places out here are doing that now. Utah's ot a good pizza state. There's only 2 places that have anything close to Philly quality pizza.
 
jnevin said:
Flatbread I think is what people call that. A lot of places out here are doing that now. Utah's ot a good pizza state. There's only 2 places that have anything close to Philly quality pizza.
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Dude. Seriously, you are soo fat.
 
patsfan1379 said:
Dude. Seriously, you are soo fat.
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Kneegrow please. All the weight I'm putting on now is controlled, not beer and eating out 3x per day. I'm going to be 205 @ 10% by August. I have 15 lbs to put on to get that done.
 
jnevin said:
Kneegrow please. All the weight I'm putting on now is controlled, not beer and eating out 3x per day. I'm going to be 205 @ 10% by August. I have 15 lbs to put on to get that done.
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Your trying to gain in the summer? Naturally? Damn you one crazy white boy.
 
jnevin said:
Kneegrow please. All the weight I'm putting on now is controlled, not beer and eating out 3x per day. I'm going to be 205 @ 10% by August. I have 15 lbs to put on to get that done.
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Every time I tell my mom to look out for black ice in the winter she thinks im telling her to watch out for Black GUYS. IDK MY BFF JILL.
 
patsfan1379 said:
Every time I tell my mom to look out for black ice in the winter she thinks im telling her to watch out for Black GUYS. IDK MY BFF JILL.
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That's some funny shit.

When I moved out here, it was wierd because there are/ were no black people. It's like a photo negative of Philly. So one time I pull up to a traffic light and there was these two black guys standing on the corner waiting to cross. I say in a super nasal, nerdy white guy voice to my GF, "Look honey! Negroes!" and pointed. She lost it laughing and was pointing at them. Laughing at me, but whatever. Yeah. They walked by and one of them spit on my windshield and they both called me cracka. I felt sooo cool.
 
jestro said:
Your trying to gain in the summer? Naturally? Damn you one crazy white boy.
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My mountain bike is gone, I don't like running outside. I can do it and stay at or below 15%.
 
jnevin said:
Jebus, wiki has everything. Do you buy that at stores, or the board's sponsors?
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There's some reputable sources around. It's theoretically legal for research purposes. Boards sponsors aren't the place to get the good stuff.

musclechemistry has the good stuff

IGF-1 LR3

i got it comin in 48 hours.
 
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Funny you should ask. I put some tassles on my pasties and was just sitting here swinging them around in circles. It was a little embarrassing though, I knocked the bratwurst out of my mouth with one of my moobs.
 
jnevin said:
Funny you should ask. I put some tassles on my pasties and was just sitting here swinging them around in circles. It was a little embarrassing though, I knocked the bratwurst out of my mouth with one of my moobs.
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Driving home from the casino last weekend I purchased 6 Original Glazed Krispy Kreme's from a dirty looking Russian and proceeded to eat them like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
 
I ate a burrito at 2am that was the size of a toddler.

Fuck that was a good burrito. Those beaners sure are on to something
 
patsfan1379 said:
Driving home from the casino last weekend I purchased 6 Original Glazed Krispy Kreme's from a dirty looking Russian and proceeded to eat them like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
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I ate three quadruple burgers at a friend's cookout about two weeks ago. The fatties were looking at me and asking how I can do it. I said because I don't do it every day.

Blank stares back at me.
 
KillahBee said:
I ate a burrito at 2am that was the size of a toddler.

Fuck that was a good burrito. Those beaners sure are on to something
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Yeah dude. I didn't know how good Mexi food could be until I moved west. Every place here has something different that they do well.
 
jnevin said:
I ate three quadruple burgers at a friend's cookout about two weeks ago. The fatties were looking at me and asking how I can do it. I said because I don't do it every day.

Blank stares back at me.
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Have you experienced the Baconator yet?
 
jnevin said:
I ate three quadruple burgers at a friend's cookout about two weeks ago. The fatties were looking at me and asking how I can do it. I said because I don't do it every day.

Blank stares back at me.
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lol
 
patsfan1379 said:
Have you experienced the Baconator yet?
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I haven't. But I did make pancakes before golfing this weekend and I crumbled bacon into the batter. Between that and the maple syrup my grandmother sent me from VT, I was in cholesterol and sugary goodness.
 
jnevin said:
I haven't. But I did make pancakes before golfing this weekend and I crumbled bacon into the batter. Between that and the maple syrup my grandmother sent me from VT, I was in cholesterol and sugary goodness.
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When I make my pesto burgers (w/ asiago), I pre-cook some bacon, then crumble it up into little bits and throw it into the meat. Then slap it on the grill. I also top the burger off with pepperoni.

It's like fucking 3 pussies at once.
 
jnevin said:
I haven't. But I did make pancakes before golfing this weekend and I crumbled bacon into the batter. Between that and the maple syrup my grandmother sent me from VT, I was in cholesterol and sugary goodness.
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I've eaten fast food like 3x in the last week and a half :(
 
I blended cheese into my beef to make burgers and threw it on a hot grill only to watch the cheese somehow burst into flames and ruin all my cheeseburgers. I had to have subway.
 
patsfan1379 said:
I've eaten fast food like 3x in the last week and a half :(
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The whole drive out here I ate it - taco bell, McD's, Burger King. And when we ate at a real restuarant, I had burgers.

It felt like my asshole was had just done a shot of 151 w/ tabasco sauce.
 
KillahBee said:
When I make my pesto burgers (w/ asiago), I pre-cook some bacon, then crumble it up into little bits and throw it into the meat. Then slap it on the grill. I also top the burger off with pepperoni.

It's like fucking 3 pussies at once.
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Shit. I forgot to tell you. I made these (again. Like again 3x) and have used shaved asiago and then topped it with fresh mozzarella. I also seed tomatoes and toss them with fresh garlic, basil, olive oil, and S&P. Basically bruscetta burgers. Unreal. People keep trying to invite themselves over when I say I'm making them.
 
KillahBee said:
The whole drive out here I ate it - taco bell, McD's, Burger King. And when we ate at a real restuarant, I had burgers.

It felt like my asshole was had just done a shot of 151 w/ tabasco sauce.
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Have a few Prarie Dog shots one night then give me a hollar the next morning lol.
 
jnevin said:
Shit. I forgot to tell you. I made these (again. Like again 3x) and have used shaved asiago and then topped it with fresh mozzarella. I also seed tomatoes and toss them with fresh garlic, basil, olive oil, and S&P. Basically bruscetta burgers. Unreal. People keep trying to invite themselves over when I say I'm making them.
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Aren't they unreal? I gotta come up with some other odd ways to make burgers. They are heavy too, which must be satisfying for a fat shit such as yourselves
 
KillahBee said:
Aren't they unreal? I gotta come up with some other odd ways to make burgers. They are heavy too, which must be satisfying for a fat shit such as yourselves
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I've made quite a few. There's this steak seasoning they sell out here I mixed in with buffalo meat, garlic, worchestershire (sp?), and some hot sauce. I served them with grilled sweet onions, grilled tomatoes, and sweet pickles, which I usually hate, but they were perfect with these burgers.
 
jnevin said:
I've made quite a few. There's this steak seasoning they sell out here I mixed in with buffalo meat, garlic, worchestershire (sp?), and some hot sauce. I served them with grilled sweet onions, grilled tomatoes, and sweet pickles, which I usually hate, but they were perfect with these burgers.
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fuck im hungry now
 
jnevin said:
I've made quite a few. There's this steak seasoning they sell out here I mixed in with buffalo meat, garlic, worchestershire (sp?), and some hot sauce. I served them with grilled sweet onions, grilled tomatoes, and sweet pickles, which I usually hate, but they were perfect with these burgers.
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I'm thinking of trying a pizza burger.
 
I snuck into the kitchen of this seafood place the other night and drank all of their clarified butter. Washed it down with a milkshake and a twice fried baconator.
 
jnevin said:
I was hoping for a different pic. Like, maybe one proving me wrong.
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you owe me.
big time.

and don't think i'm going to forget either. I have absolutely NOTHING to do in work except obsess over this.

and I will.















i really will.
 
stilleto said:
you owe me.
big time.

and don't think i'm going to forget either. I have absolutely NOTHING to do in work except obsess over this.

and I will.















i really will.
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Owe you what? I'll give you what you want. I'm bored and more than a little frustrated today.
 
vixensghost said:
Bulking up does not count.
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I'll show you a before and after. I didn't bulk, I was drinking myself stupid because I was depressed and I didn't go to the gym for over a year. I ate like shit, drank just about every day, and used drugs every week. I just lost it for a while.
 
jnevin said:
I'll show you a before and after. I didn't bulk, I was drinking myself stupid because I was depressed and I didn't go to the gym for over a year. I ate like shit, drank just about every day, and used drugs every week. I just lost it for a while.
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Yikes.Glad you got your act 2-gether.
 
jnevin said:
Me too. I can't believe I let it get to that point.
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Hey, at least you're lucky enough that you can look back on that darkness that once was your life. A lot of people never find their way out.
 
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