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J'Lo's ass.........holy shit!!!

I've never been able to see what people see in her.

I'm also not into the big ass thing either go figure.
 
Trust me JLO has a HUGE COTTAGE CHEESE DUMPER when her photos and movies are not retouched! You think her ass is bad! JLO without studio makeup is FUCKING SCARY! And the worst part for Ben it's only going to get bigger with age just like her bitching and nagging!

How she became the QUEEN of LATINA HOTTIES I will never know! There are MILLIONS of LATINAS HOTTER than her!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
Trust me JLO has a huge COTTAGE CHEESE DUMPER when her photos and movies are not retouched! You think her ass is bad! JLO without studio makeup is FUCKING SCARY! And the worst part for Ben it's only going to get bigger with age just like her bitching and nagging!

How she became the QUEEN of LATINA HOTTIES I will never know! There are MILLIONS of LATINAS HOTTER than her!
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I am suprised to hear this...
 
bunnymt said:


I am suprised to hear this...
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HOLLYWOOD has all of you fooled! But you gals still buy her clothing line etc even though everything about JLO is a myth!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


HOLLYWOOD has all of you fooled! But you gals still buy her clothing line etc even though everything about JLO is a myth!
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Nope. Never did. It was just different for me to hear someone not ranting and raving about how hot she is, that's all.
 
That ugly ass is insured for 1 million dollars. Now you know all the homegirls in the projects be laughing at her... cause their asses is rounder and a better bubble butt than hers.
 
bunnymt said:


Nope. Never did. It was just different for me to hear someone not ranting and raving about how hot she is, that's all.
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Good you are not a Sheeple! I never rave about people who claim to be or are claimed to be by other that they are hot when they really are not that hot! I have more repect for people that let it all hang out then someone that hides their flaws so they can "STEAL" money from Sheeple by stretching the TRUTH! But this is not to say I don't like booty!
 
Paulos said:


Post a full size of that tit picture in your gallery.
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Here you go!
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nvrbuffenuff_girl said:



Here you go!
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Those better not be another set of GYNO MAN BOOBS! The pic was a little fuzzy! I hope they are legit set of DCUP NIPPLES!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


Those better not be a another set of GYNO MAN BOOBS! The pic was a little fuzzy! I hope they are legit set of DCUP NIPPLES!
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LOL!

Not a set of gyno man boobs just a set of C cup nipples and boobs
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


LOL!

Not a set of gyno man boobs just a set of C cup nipples and boobs
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Oh ok! The Ccups threw me off! Nice set! It's as if they are almost going to pop out of your skin! How anyone could perform rough sex, or TF with those is beyond me! Those some firm Tits!
 
I laugh at those who think Jlo is hot...I see waaaayyy hotter asses on a daily basis where I live, she doesn't even compare. Her breasts are small too..
 
Jennifer Lopez is nasty. Nothing special at all.





Nice attention ploy, new chick.
 
HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:


Ditto on that...I have no prob with big back sides,as long as the waist ain't thick.I'll take a fat butt over a a boney one any day.
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I think in your situation Huck you would fuck just about anything!:D Any day now your gonna buy a JLO blowup doll! You better get a warranty on that thing!
 
Lumberg said:
still waiting for the link
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JLO's ASS!

JLO's COTTAGE CHEESE ASS!

PLUMPER DUMPER!

BIG BEACH BUTT!

PLUMPER HUNTER!

WIDE LOAD JLO!

SOMEBODY FEED THAT FAT ASS!

BIG ASS BIG THIGHS!

BUTTAFACE!

GRAB THEM CHEEKS AND SPREAD THEM JLO!

ASS GIRDLE! NO BIG ASS HANGS THAT HIGH WTF!

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=239091

Oh my god, Becky, look at JLO's butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so Latina

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has JLO got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
JLO got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
JLO got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
JLO got back
 
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There's nothing wrong with her butt at all. She looks great in every pic. Even the one with the cellulite. I would kill to have a butt that looked even remotely close to that.
 
you guys are all crazy, j.lo has a fat(not in a good way) jiggly ass.

Give me a firm tight,SMALL ass any day .
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
Trust me JLO has a HUGE COTTAGE CHEESE DUMPER when her photos and movies are not retouched! You think her ass is bad! JLO without studio makeup is FUCKING SCARY! And the worst part for Ben it's only going to get bigger with age just like her bitching and nagging!

How she became the QUEEN of LATINA HOTTIES I will never know! There are MILLIONS of LATINAS HOTTER than her!
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Selma Hiyak[sp] is beautiful J-Lo is just ok looking
 
So are nvrbuffenuff_girls' breast implants? I'm doing some research on implants and those look really appealing. any details?
 
ajtomasi said:
So are nvrbuffenuff_girls' breast implants? I'm doing some research on implants and those look really appealing. any details?
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My breasts are currently (NATURAL) 34Cs.
I plan on getting implants in increase their size to 36D.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


My breasts are currently (NATURAL) 34Cs.
I plan on getting implants in increase their size to 36D.
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any chance of posting a pic if you haven't already.. you know just for confimation.. LOL
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


My breasts are currently (NATURAL) 34Cs.
I plan on getting implants in increase their size to 36D.
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They look great just the way they are:) IMHO. IF I were already a C I would never ever consider implants. I however am 34 B so I'm thinking about getting them. The leaner I get the smaller they get. Anyway yours are lovely and the perfect size.
 
Scarlett33 said:
They look great just the way they are:) IMHO. IF I were already a C I would never ever consider implants. I however am 34 B so I'm thinking about getting them. The leaner I get the smaller they get. Anyway yours are lovely and the perfect size.
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yes her's are very attractive, is there any chance we might get an idea of how your's look?
 
Scarlett33 said:
They look great just the way they are:) IMHO. IF I were already a C I would never ever consider implants. I however am 34 B so I'm thinking about getting them. The leaner I get the smaller they get. Anyway yours are lovely and the perfect size.
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I agree, very nice!!!!
 
Scarlett33 said:
They look great just the way they are:) IMHO. IF I were already a C I would never ever consider implants. I however am 34 B so I'm thinking about getting them. The leaner I get the smaller they get. Anyway yours are lovely and the perfect size.
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Thanks for the compliment :)

I was previously a D cup but the leaner I've gotten the smaller they got as well. That's one of the reasons I want to go back to a D cup so implants is my only choice unless I want to be less lean.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


My breasts are currently (NATURAL) 34Cs.
I plan on getting implants in increase their size to 36D.
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Don't ruin them, they look perfect to me. :licker:
 
Big Jroy said:
Her ass really is not that big. I'd hit it!
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You would hit anything! I'm sure if they tied down a Female Hippopotamus you would grope it's tits and bang it to!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:


You would hit anything! I'm sure if they tied down a Female Hippopotamus you would grope it's tits and bang it to!
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I'd grope it's tits with meat hooks and bang it's cunt with a sledge hammer, thats about it. Now, if it tossed my salad before hand and whispered sweet nothings in my ear first then it would be a different ball game.
 
ANABOLICK1 said:




please...btw, your avatar of Brooke looks like a she-male:spit:
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And why is Jenny always in TOP5 or #1 in FHM's sexiest women polls.

Because she's hot and so god damn sexy!!!!!
 
J-lo has a pit crew with her at all times to work on her face. Ever see her on In Living Color when she didnt have all those people workin on her? I wouldnt even have hit it back then.
 
perkele said:


And why is Jenny always in TOP5 or #1 in FHM's sexiest women polls.

Because she's hot and so god damn sexy!!!!!
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Who votes on these polls? Latinos?
I'm not saying she's not doable, I'd hit her, but I just think she's overrated..
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


My breasts are currently (NATURAL) 34Cs.
I plan on getting implants in increase their size to 36D.
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WHAT?

That is a great rack of natuaral boobosity!!!
DONT FUCK WITH IT!
Perky... firm...no sag..NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE.

Wait til u are older & they start saggin before you start messing with them!
 
Latinas actually have a term translated as "The GAP"..

It refers to the space between their lower back and the luscious
roundness of their Ass.

This gap created when they lay down causes back problems for them..

I work with a Latina and she is very proportional and curvy
in the right places..

Diversity is the spice of life my brothas
 
Y_Lifter said:
Latinas actually have a term translated as "The GAP"..

It refers to the space between their lower back and the luscious
roundness of their Ass.

This gap created when they lay down causes back problems for them..

I work with a Latina and she is very proportional and curvy
in the right places..

Diversity is the spice of life my brothas
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Yep, the gap sucks...

Causes other problems too...

I can't buy pants at a regular store. If I buy sz. 0 pants they fit me everywhere except my ass but if I buy sz. 1 they are big everywhere except my ass. I have to get them custom fitted.

Having a big ass is a pain in the ass!
 
Go to any urban hispanic area in Jersey/NYC and you will see that same ass all over the place. Only problem with that ass is usually it comes with ghetto fabulous attitude. These girls are great in bed, but make shitty girlfriends.
 
Mackavelli said:
Go to any urban hispanic area in Jersey/NYC and you will see that same ass all over the place. Only problem with that ass is usually it comes with ghetto fabulous attitude. These girls are great in bed, but make shitty girlfriends.
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Don't classify US all in the same category. Yes the majority of hispanic females have the ghetto fabulous attitude to go with their body that may men adore but that's not to say that ALL of us are like that.

I for exmaple have no ghetto fabulous attitude and I'm hispanic!

So not all of us make shitty girlfriends.
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Don't classify US all in the same category. Yes the majority of hispanic females have the ghetto fabulous attitude to go with their body that may men adore but that's not to say that ALL of us are like that.

I for exmaple have no ghetto fabulous attitude and I'm hispanic!

So not all of us make shitty girlfriends.
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Your right there are some good one's or so I have been told. I guess you are one; however, I am speaking about the majority though.
 
I think the tude depends on the brand of hispanic you are dealing with.

Central/South American spanics tend to be calmer and maybe
a bit exotic and even tempered. The one I work with is from Honduras. Very emotional in a soft way.. Big hearted etc..

Cubans, P.Rican's... Now those are the ones that will hit you all up and down with the attitude if you aren't carefull...

Mexicans and European Spanish are a whole diff animal yet..
 
Y_Lifter said:
I think the tude depends on the brand of hispanic you are dealing with.

Central/South American spanics tend to be calmer and maybe
a bit exotic and even tempered. The one I work with is from Honduras. Very emotional in a soft way.. Big hearted etc..

Cubans, P.Rican's... Now those are the ones that will hit you all up and down with the attitude if you aren't carefull...

Mexicans and European Spanish are a whole diff animal yet..
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LOL!

So true...

I am puerto rican and Spanish.

By the way Mexicans and Spanish people's attitudes are QUITE different. Mexicans themselves differ a lot from the rest of the hispanic population. Their culture has a lot of indian influences which differ from the rest of the hispanic cultures in many ways. The rest of the hispanic population in Central and South America as well as in Spain have a lot of similarities while maintaining individualities in their cultures.
 
Ive never liked her, I hate her attitude, she is a dumb bitch, and she really is not all that attractive
 
Jeebus

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:


I love you.

Not as much as I love Fireman chick... but enough to marry you.


Don't get those implants.
 
Baoh said:


Again, the training....

And the ploy....

Easily baited, they are. Stupid bastards never see it coming. lol
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Christ is she going to post a picture w/ a penis next time? SAY IT AIN'T SO.
 
Holy shit! nvrbuffenuff_girl, you are one beautiful woman!

My goal in life is to have a girlfriend who will wear a pair of thongs to the beach. Hook it up!!!;)
 
Paulos said:


Christ is she going to post a picture w/ a penis next time? SAY IT AIN'T SO.
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lol

Relax.

She's really a she.

I'm talking about the attention ploy, man, which should be obvious.

Carry on. No penis for you. lol
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:


Thanks for the compliment!

Another pic...

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You are smoking if that is really you...

Forgive me if I'm being cynical, but I've have trouble believing hot internet girls are who they say ever since last New Years when I met a supposed hot girl off of hotornot and woke up naked from the waist down in my english teacher's front yard with a Q-Tip lodged in my urethra.
 
Paulos said:



You are smoking if that is really you...

Forgive me if I'm being cynical, but I've have trouble believing hot internet girls are who they say ever since last New Years when I met a supposed hot girl off of hotornot and woke up naked from the waist down in my english teacher's front yard with a Q-Tip lodged in my urethra.
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That's scary! Can you say traumatized for life?

Yes that really is me!
 
nvrbuffenuff_girl said:
]

Yes I do. My hand is really long. From the tip of my longest finger to my wrist (end of palm) my hand measures 8 inches.

I have long legs, toes and fingers.
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You are a BLACK WIDOW CHICK!
 
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