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Jh1
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I LOL'd. No details?
jh1
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A week after she moved out, she started living with this guy that was 'Supplying' her. It was a reciprical relationship. They stayed out for several days on end while other people took care of her daughther, I was broken... my daughter was confused.
HOLY FUCK THAT'S FUNNNY ASS SHIT ooooooooooooooooolooloololloolllollooolloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK THAT'S FUNNNY ASS SHIT ooooooooooooooooolooloololloolllollooolloo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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heatherrae
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Sounds like a riot. 
Nathan said:
Ahhite. I was just looking for a good story.
patsfan1379
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jh1 said:
like the rolling 8ball in your sig?
jh1
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I kept thinking about the stories that used to have everyone rolling when I told them about the fucking crazy ass shit that happened when all fugged up...
None of it really seems all that hillarious anymore...
Seriously.... it all just seems kinda sad and retarded now when I think about it.
I had left a strip club @ 6am, which is when they close, and I walked out side with my buddies... the sun was out. It was like straight outta Varsity Blues - only we're all fucking totally ballling (8-balling) so we got strippers in tow... they'll be right behind us.
We head across the street to this 24 hour bar. The stripper show up 1/2 hour later. One of my buddies hands a stripper a roll, she dropps it.. its on the dance floor. They start looking for it with the light from their cellphones. They are asked to leave... LOL.. I wonder why?
So we all head out to this known after party house - there are people everywhere that I know. This guy that owns it is loaded and just practically has piles of blow everywhere.
He is walking around with a ounce or two in a bag and is making HUGE scoops of it with the corner of a credit card and bumping EVERYONE that will take one. I think I got so tweeked that I drank a 1/2 bottle of vodka -I mean guzzled it just to get my mind to slow down a bit. 4 Hours later, I wake up in the back of a jeep - this is mid summer - and I am litterally drenched it sweat from baking in this car. I mean shitting sweat had soaked the fucking seats. I have no idea who's jeep it was.
I get out and jump in the lake behind this doods house to cool off. I see one of my buddies fishing from this little scooner boat. I swim out to him, and pull the boat under and it sinks while he is in it.... He's left there to tread water with the pole in hand.
For some reason when we all used to get together and be drunk / high... that story was a fucking riot.
l....o.....l....
None of it really seems all that hillarious anymore...
Seriously.... it all just seems kinda sad and retarded now when I think about it.
I had left a strip club @ 6am, which is when they close, and I walked out side with my buddies... the sun was out. It was like straight outta Varsity Blues - only we're all fucking totally ballling (8-balling) so we got strippers in tow... they'll be right behind us.
We head across the street to this 24 hour bar. The stripper show up 1/2 hour later. One of my buddies hands a stripper a roll, she dropps it.. its on the dance floor. They start looking for it with the light from their cellphones. They are asked to leave... LOL.. I wonder why?
So we all head out to this known after party house - there are people everywhere that I know. This guy that owns it is loaded and just practically has piles of blow everywhere.
He is walking around with a ounce or two in a bag and is making HUGE scoops of it with the corner of a credit card and bumping EVERYONE that will take one. I think I got so tweeked that I drank a 1/2 bottle of vodka -I mean guzzled it just to get my mind to slow down a bit. 4 Hours later, I wake up in the back of a jeep - this is mid summer - and I am litterally drenched it sweat from baking in this car. I mean shitting sweat had soaked the fucking seats. I have no idea who's jeep it was.
I get out and jump in the lake behind this doods house to cool off. I see one of my buddies fishing from this little scooner boat. I swim out to him, and pull the boat under and it sinks while he is in it.... He's left there to tread water with the pole in hand.
For some reason when we all used to get together and be drunk / high... that story was a fucking riot.
l....o.....l....
jnevin
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I know. I was thinking about some things that would be funny from my days, but they were only funny for the people that were there.
Funny things don't happen so much on blow. People are too tuned up to laugh, it's almost too awkward. I saw shit that really made me lose faith in people for a while going to after parties. Like, be rolling or blown out and go to a fuggin huge house up by the capitol and it's a geigh dood's house with 15 year old looking kids running around in underwear. Girls shooting up between their toes in the kitchen, just awful shit. I walked home once from one of those. It had to be 10 miles. It was one of the last times I touched it.
Funny things don't happen so much on blow. People are too tuned up to laugh, it's almost too awkward. I saw shit that really made me lose faith in people for a while going to after parties. Like, be rolling or blown out and go to a fuggin huge house up by the capitol and it's a geigh dood's house with 15 year old looking kids running around in underwear. Girls shooting up between their toes in the kitchen, just awful shit. I walked home once from one of those. It had to be 10 miles. It was one of the last times I touched it.
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heatherrae
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Maybe I'm too much of a goody two shoes. None of that sounds fun at all to me. I never even tried that stuff. It always seemed shallow and stupid to me. No offense.
I never even tried that stuff. It always seemed shallow and stupid to me. No offense.
jnevin
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heatherrae said:Maybe I'm too much of a goody two shoes. None of that sounds fun at all to me.
It is. People abuse things because they're missing something. You know it's not right, it makes you feel like shit after you're done, and you know most people don't do it. The normal people look down on it, so people using it seem to look down on them. Every "friend" you have is fake and will fuck you over the first chance they get. You just never see that until you stop doing it.
part more than anything.
Shit, I quit and lost more than half my business because my "friends" were thinking I thought I was better than them. I got slow for a bit, but have pretty much bounced back and I have my self respect. <<< Loving that
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heatherrae
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Good for you and JH1. I think you guys really just were young and experimental. You both seem to have become more deep and mature.jnevin said:
heatherrae said:
Agreed.
This thread turned out to have some positive attributes.
jh1
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You definetly have this thing going on where you think you're in some 'club' and only the cool peeps get to be in it... And everyone else just doesn't know the secret knock or some shit..
It just seems so glamorous cause there are alot of realy really really bomb-ass-diggity hot chics in that scene and they get crazy nuts for each other and 4 you.
Lots of really rich folks too....
Really fucking rich people..
And hawt chics too.... did I mention that?
It just seems so glamorous cause there are alot of realy really really bomb-ass-diggity hot chics in that scene and they get crazy nuts for each other and 4 you.
Lots of really rich folks too....
Really fucking rich people..
And hawt chics too.... did I mention that?
jnevin
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jh1 said:
True. It's easy to get sucked in when you see all the fun and cool parts of it, but holy fucking hell, I'll take 20 straight hours of fever dreams over 5 hours of being strung out any time. I can't believe I did that to myself.
But yeah, the wimmens and VIP stuff is fun. I can still get into all of that, I just can't stand being around it. I want to kill people just for looking at me.
Turd Ferguson
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Stupid. All the blow parties I went to ended up being everyone sitting around a mirror watching the clock so they could do the next line. Then talking about all the stuff they want to do with there life.
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