JH1 I will solve your bitch problems.

[AAP]

For a fee.

I will :

get that bitch off your back
in addition to her shoes, I will also steal her source of hidden income (need a map, codes, and set of keys ok)
deliver her the bitch slap you have always wanted to
fuck all her friends
and put the fear of god in her.


Now if she is a squirter, you can forget it... I ain't going there.

 

[jh1]

LMFA0

Open formum bro.. use encrypted email.


Who are you... PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER.

I am logging off now.

 

[bw1]

Lmfao!!!!!

 

[the_clockwork]

hahahaha at squirter

 

[Sassy69]

Are you goign to wear diapers on your cross country road trip too?

 

[jh1]

Are you goign to wear diapers on your cross country road trip too?

Wait... AAP is a fucking astronaut? Fuck.. he does live in Florida..


*Searches for Jacked Astronauts*

 

[AAP]

Dude I am serious. My bitch slap will have her reenacting Linda Blair's famous scene.

And make sure you tell me how much hidden income she has. I mean... ummm... I am sure it isn't quite as much as you think...probably much less... no I won't steal any. *shifty eye gaze around the room*

 

[Mr. dB]

Now if she is a squirter, you can forget it... I ain't going there.

I thought you fucked squirters all the time...

 

[jh1]

I thought you fucked squirters all the time...

OHHH SNAP !!!

OMFG PWnxeddddd


Damn.

 

[stilleto]

FYI, AAP and I work as a team.




very stealth we are. not at all conspicuous.

 

[bw1]

FYI, AAP and I work as a team.




very stealth we are. not at all conspicuous.

Like batman and Robin?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Lol at prank caller...

 

[gotmilk]

Like batman and Robin?

Like Whitney and Bobby

 

[stilleto]

Like batman and Robin?

or cagney and lacey, yeah.

 

[mountain muscle]

jh1 I have told you the solution