**JH1 16,000 post appreciation thread**

[patsfan1379]

Been a long time comin' man. Congratulations.

 

[jh1]

Yeah I feel like a looser now thanks.

I had less than 10k when I returned in Oct / Nov.


Does anyone know how to tie a noose?

 

[jerkbox]

let me help you tie the noose around your neck....

let me help you hold the gun up to your head

 

[patsfan1379]

whats your PPD goin at these days?

 

[jnevin]

Looser? Like your ah-noos after a night out at the Manhole?

 

[jh1]

10.6

 

[jnevin]

This thread took off like Stephen Hawking up a mountain.

 

[jh1]

This thread took off like Stephen Hawking up a mountain.

Like you doing the right thing and getting the fuck out?

BTW - Thanks Dr. English.

 

[patsfan1379]

This thread took off like Stephen Hawking up a mountain.

That motherfucker just went into space. Fo shizzle.

 

[jnevin]

Like you doing the right thing and getting the fuck out?

BTW - Thanks Dr. English.

Dude, make like a tree and blow away.

 

[jh1]

 

[jnevin]

JH1 is a bad, bad person.

 

[jnevin]

A nurse walks into a bank.



Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her

purse and tries to write with it.



She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,



"Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's

got my pen.

 

[jh1]

Did you see this Jnev?

 

[harmonica]

Ick

 

[patsfan1379]

"Make like a tree and go."

-Biff

 

[jnevin]

Did you see this Jnev?

LOL. No I hadn't. c00p's got some talent.

I'm still chuckling at that. It's perfect.

 

[ksharp01]

WTF??? Now I've heard of innies as far as belly buttons go....but good God....what happened here??
Something appears to be missing

 

[jnevin]

"Make like a tree and go."

-Biff

I thought he said "and go away". It's what I was shooting for, at least. Fahk.

 

[jnevin]

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll go around.

 

[slat1]

Crap. I was about to bang one out and figured I would stop on Elite before checking out some porn.
The moment has been officially ruined.
Then again....

 

[patsfan1379]

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll go around.

baaaaahahahahahahahahahahaa

 

[Ilk]

OMG...






thats my sister you know....

 

[SpyWizard]

dude.. seriously.. dude..

 

[jh1]

OMG...






thats my sister you know....

LIES!

 

[Ilk]

hahaha