Jesus was..........

[vinylgroover]

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother didn't know who his father was



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trades



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother.

2.He had no permanent address.

3. Nobody would hire him.



THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion.



AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until the age of 33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,

4. His mother was sure he was God

 

[theoak01]

lol the irish on was great

now where is my beer

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

Lol, good post

 

[pauly]

excellent