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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
After a very long silence and not hearing any more voices, he shook his head,
promising himself a vacation after his next big job, he then clicked the light on again and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaking out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a large red parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who on earth are you to warn me?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses."
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
After a very long silence and not hearing any more voices, he shook his head,
promising himself a vacation after his next big job, he then clicked the light on again and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaking out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a large red parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who on earth are you to warn me?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses."
"The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
