Jesus has returned... and he is..

[AAP]

a hammerhead shark.

Female shark gives birth with no contact previously with males.

 

[SoKlueles]

btw mr AAP, check out the prom thread and tell me if ud have had sex with me back then, minus the black stuff on my face

 

[jh1]

This isn't the first time a-sexual births have occured in nature.

 

[jnevin]

a hammerhead shark.

Female shark gives birth with no contact previously with males.

Hammerhead Messicans are going to go apeshit over this.

 

[samoth]

Yeah, there was an article released about this yesterday on Yahoo and a few other sites. Apparenlty the female(s) can fertilize their own eggs. I didn't read too deeply into it, though.

 

[Rabid_Goose]

Didn't this happen a few years ago? I think it was a Nurse Shark that it happened too last time.

 

[the_clockwork]

awesome story.. plus the link really persuaded me into believing it

 

[AAP]

Yeah, there was an article released about this yesterday on Yahoo and a few other sites. Apparenlty the female(s) can fertilize their own eggs. I didn't read too deeply into it, though.

Only for the Jewish species.

 

[georgie24]

if jesus is back tell him to bless me this time around!

 

[jh1]

IP will be happy.

Her people finally have their Mesiah.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I knew God was a women

 

[jh1]

I knew God was a women

WHat the?

Wimmen are teh devil.

 

[Y_lifter]

Women are simply SERVANTS of the Devil..

get it right duders..

 

[pintoca]

same thing happens to steeltoe

 

[swole]

IP will be happy.

Her people finally have their Mesiah.

they'll probably hang the shark too

 

[jh1]

they'll probably hang the shark too

LOL @ the crucified shark.

 

[JayC9]

Link to said aquatic immaculate conception please.