jessica simpson looks over rated?

[tiger88]

i kinda think so...ya id fuck her brian dead

but like she is attractive but nothing crazy level...


1. her hair needs work (part down the middle dont work for her and her hair color doesnt flow well with her skin tone/


2. she needs a nose job also .....

 

[hotzie]

agreed id hit but im not that crazy about her

 

[seizer]

Pretty sure I'd let her eat my love mayonaise and juicy sausage.

 

[KillahBee]

I'd say she is well above average. Not the hottest around, but pretty fuckin smokin. I would pay $450-$650 depending on how drunk/high I was if she was a tute.

 

[Delinquent]

Have you seen her in that music video? She looks absolutely incredible. She needs to look like that all the time

 

[wootoom]

yawn

 

[tiger88]

Have you seen her in that music video? She looks absolutely incredible. She needs to look like that all the time

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video...yep...all prefect takes...so u cant say based on that....

 

[tiger88]

I'd say she is well above average. Not the hottest around, but pretty fuckin smokin. I would pay $450-$650 depending on how drunk/high I was if she was a tute.

i bet she be a horrd fuck

nick alwsy complained all the time in the show.,..guess he got laid like 2-3 week at most ...

 

[seizer]

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video...yep...all prefect takes...so u cant say based on that....

Can't he?

 

[spongebob]

i bet she be a horrd fuck

nick alwsy complained all the time in the show.,..guess he got laid like 2-3 week at most ...

show me the most beautiful women in the world and ill show you a guy tired of that kitty.

 

[Cutiebaby]

i dont think she is that good looking!

 

[hotzie]

i dont think she is that good looking!

lesbian

 

[chefbone]

This thread is worthless without Jessica pics. Post up

 

[Cutiebaby]

lesbian

this is the 2nd post where you have called me a lesbo...do me a favor and stop beggin i have already told you damn it that it needs to stay in your dreams only!!!!!!!

 

[seizer]

i dont think she is that good looking!

translation: I would like to insert my head into her uterus.

 

[tiger88]

killahbee... after beein so cally u see that hot chics 18-25 are a dime a dozen....

 

[Sexual Mustard]

yeah her nose always bugged me.... that big-ass bump...

 

[Austin316]

SM are you still a Aguilera fanboy? lol still don't know what you're thinking on that one

ack (well she was hot as a brunette actually)

 

[bluepeter]

Are her looks overrated? Probably but not nearly as much as some of the other 'stars' around. cough*britney*cough*spears*cough

 

[Sexual Mustard]

SM are you still a Aguilera fanboy? lol still don't know what you're thinking on that one

ack (well she was hot as a brunette actually)

I was when she first came onto the scene (I posted a pic long ago with her!), then she got all weird and slutty...and I have no idea what she's up to now. My fuck list is:

--Amanda Bynes
--Gold winner Carly Patterson
--Brooke Hogan

But Raina is still my pretend girlfriend

 

[Austin316]

I was when she first came onto the scene (I posted a pic long ago with her!), then she got all weird and slutty...and I have no idea what she's up to now. My fuck list is:

--Amanda Bynes
--Gold winner Carly Patterson
--Brooke Hogan

But Raina is still my pretend girlfriend

Amanda Bynes annoys the ever living hell out of me

However def agree with the other two, especially Carly (lord as good a gymnist as she is you can only imagine...)

 

[Sexual Mustard]

Amanda Bynes annoys the ever living hell out of me

However def agree with the other two, especially Carly (lord as good a gymnist as she is you can only imagine...)

dude go to my website and see pics I got of her when i saw her....i got an autograph, too!

 

[Austin316]

dude go to my website and see pics I got of her when i saw her....i got an autograph, too!

PM me or karma me the website addy, just sent you a PM

 

[Sexual Mustard]

PM me or karma me the website addy, just sent you a PM

I just karma'd you! I also tried to upload a Carly Patterson ass shot that I personally took , but the file is too big and I'm too lazy to resize it now.

SM

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

The only time Jessica Simpson would look attractive to me is 1 minute after 'last call'.

 

[deltreefitness]

Yeah those Simpson sisters are funny lookin'

They're pretty....for aliens.

 

[Razorguns]

She looks like a man.

She'll look even more like a man in 10 years.

I'll pass. Hand over Brooke Burke please.

 

[Sub-Zero]

if she has a vagina then its all good


britney spears is definately over rated though.

ugly trailorpartkrash

 

[Maverick]

I'd say she is well above average. Not the hottest around, but pretty fuckin smokin. I would pay $450-$650 depending on how drunk/high I was if she was a tute.

classy and that nickname tute is priceless

 

[slickdadd]

very overrated. Her singing makes me want to asphixiate myself to death with my own poop.

 

[H_T_]

she could give a dog a bone........

 

[perkele]

It's the nose.

 

[hotzie]

if she has a vagina then its all good


britney spears is definately over rated though.

ugly trailorpartkrash

dude you dont even know where the vagina is located

 

[Razorguns]

"She looka like a mannnn..."

 

[~Lexy~]

She is a pretty girl.

 

[deltreefitness]

She is a pretty girl.

Sure she's pretty. But that's all. It the exaggeration of how a lot of people think she's the model of physical perfection. She's not at all. There are many celeb (and even more non-celeb) chicks that come a lot closer.

Oh and Sublime, Britney used to be hot while she still had a non-trailer park image. Now she really let herself go and it just ain't the same.

 

[Spartacus]

I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're
cute, or maybe you're beautiful...there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS
OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out.

 

[reigninghard]

I think she is fine as hell, and probably the new marilyn monroe!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!