Jerkbox..

[Smurfy]

there's a guy at my gym i refer to him as "jerkbox". Well not to his face b/c i don't actually talk to anyone at the gym; but, when i see him which is like everyday, i say to myself "oh, there's Jerkbox squatting" or, "there's jerkbox doing his Tbar rows", etc. He looks tall like you (over 6 ft) and although I have not seen him with anything but a sweatshirt on, he looks big and muscley.

 

[jerkbox]

uhh...i guess i'll take this as a compliment?

 

[Smurfy]

And for some reason, he reminds me of you.

 

[jerkbox]

he must be pretty good lookin huh?

 

[Becoming]

i don't think jb squats though....

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i don't think jb squats though....

lol

 

[Smurfy]

i don't think jb squats though....

stop these blasphemous rumors.

 

[jerkbox]

my legs are so developed, to the point where all I need to do for a leg workout is 2 sets on the adductor machine and a 1/2 set of calf raises. anything more and I would look like Tom Platz.

 

[Smurfy]

well in that case, I understand.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

my legs are so developed, to the point where all I need to do for a leg workout is 2 sets on the adductor machine and a 1/2 set of calf raises. anything more and I would look like Tom Platz.

golf clap. excellent comeback.

 

[from zero]

You should go up to this mysterious stranger and be like, "Hi, I secretly call you 'jerkbox', after my secret internet friend." See what happens.

 

[Smurfy]

maybe Ill say "Hey jerkbox, wanna spot me here". He will probably think Im being an ass

 

[dj1000]

maybe Ill say "Hey jerkbox, wanna spot me here". He will probably think Im being an ass

If your doing squats I am sure he will run right over regardless what you call him.