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Buddy_Christ
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Crack Hitler - Faith No More said:
i need your Dancing Hitler gif in this thread NOW!
Jerkbox, i NEED your help
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i need your Dancing Hitler gif in this thread NOW!
pitbullstl
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jerkbox said:
Someone's loving not working......as they're still posting this late.
Buddy_Christ
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jerkbox said:
i don't think i have it saved on my hard drive anywhere. all i have is this one from the "crak, your brother called" thread
http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/112004/Crak_bro_dance.gif
yeah, Faith No More made some awesome music. actually, i never heard the King for a Day album. is it any good? when it came out, i was still in a state of limbo trying to decide if i liked the Angel Dust album or not.
i did see them when they were on tour for the King for a Day album. they played that one place in Philly down by 69th street station. i can't remember the name of the venue. good show though. i went with a foriegn exchange student from Holland. cool chick, really sweet, a voice that'd make you weak in the knees. cute too, really big boned and about 6'1" (she made me look like a midget at 5'6"). didn't get in her pants, but we messed around one night. i'm still kicking myself in the ass for not having sex with her.
EDIT - something isn't right with the pifiu upload of that crak bro dance image. wtf???
Buddy_Christ
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WTF is wrong with the pifiu uploader????!!!!?!?!?!?!
Buddy_Christ
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this one should work....
EDIT - this shit isn't fucking working damnit.....trying again from my own domain....
what's up JB? you not working or something?
EDIT - this shit isn't fucking working damnit.....trying again from my own domain....
what's up JB? you not working or something?
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Buddy_Christ
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i just want to add something here...all you members of the Sopping Wet Vaginas WE CARE A LOT about you people cause we're out to save the world.
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bran987 said:
Engrish much?
Buddy_Christ
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bran987 said:
if you trying to ask if this picture
is the one i wanted JerkBoy to post, then the answer is no. the picture i want to see has the same body but Hitler's head on top.
The pictures of the car came up because pifiu seems to be jacked up at the moment.
so how drunk are you? i'm pulling an all nighter here myself trying to do a report that's kicking my ass. i'm so fried at the moment i'm having a hard time concentrating to work on this, and as of right now it is due in just under 7 hours (it's 245am now, class is at 930). i have to be out the door at 8am to drive down to campus and print out the report. class is over at 1045, but i can't come home after that as i have to do my rat experiment at noon.
i'm gonna be dead on my feet all day Tuesday. this fuckin sucks.
Moderate_THIS
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Crack, I'm about to join your dog slaughtering club... there's this little terrier or some shit next door that won't stop barking. I've pounded on the wall and screamed horrible unmentionables to my neighbor, but I think she's a heroin addict and is not phased.
I already have my kill plot defined: stealth entry through her window via a ledge, cornering the dog, with a quick viper strike headbutt to knock it out cold. I will then proceed to rip out with my bare hands the larnyx out of its esophagus, watching it wither in suffocating agony whilst I blow with all my might into the fucking baddest dog whistle ever made. Then after jerking off on the dog, I will make my escape.
I already have my kill plot defined: stealth entry through her window via a ledge, cornering the dog, with a quick viper strike headbutt to knock it out cold. I will then proceed to rip out with my bare hands the larnyx out of its esophagus, watching it wither in suffocating agony whilst I blow with all my might into the fucking baddest dog whistle ever made. Then after jerking off on the dog, I will make my escape.
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chaos mage said:
me and some friends in the Marine Corps had this saying we'd use when someone would make a claim of what they were going to do. that saying was "no balls." no one had ever actually done what they said they were going to do when challenged with a "no balls" because, well, most of the claims were just too far out there to do. it was mostly a joke between us.
my gf's ex husband was going in front of the Commanding Officer one evening for NJP (Non-Judicial Punishment, pretty much meant you were fucked and about to lose some rank, free time, and money). we were all expecting him to get busted down from SGT to Lance Corporal.
it was dark, we had all headed out to my van to drive back to the barracks and i saw shit-bag's car sitting in the parking lot. he had a SGT sticker in the lower left corner of his windsheid. i stated how i wanted to go over to the car and cut the top 2 stripes off the sticker, as we all thought he was going to end up being a LCpl after he got done with his NJP.
almost immediately i heard 3 people say "no balls."
knowing i didn't have a knife or razor blade in the car, i had found an "out" and stated i didn't have such a tool at my disposal. one of my friends spotted another friend walking to his car and said, "maybe you don't, but so-and-so ALWAYS has a knife with him. NO BALLS!"
of course, i couldn't back down from such a challenge. the size of my testicles was at stake here. i got my hands on the knife and modified that sticker. none of them every challenged me with a "no balls" again because i had proved that my testicles were functional and quite large.
so to you Chaos Mage i say
NO BALLS!
