I bet fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.the_clockwork said:I'd hit it
i have to agree, not hotInquisitivePsyche said:That girl is nasty. Eek. Especially when she's standing next to big headed Tito. LMAO.
are you a porn mafia enforcer?slat1 said:LOL at her for calling out the male porn stars for using Viagra.
InquisitivePsyche said:I bet fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Gambino said:are you a porn mafia enforcer?
BIKINIMOM said:OK I dont understand this comment.
I am not saying that I am a proponent of the adult film industry AT ALL. But if you had sex with only ONE MAN from the age of 18 to 35, how would your coochie be any tighter than a woman who had sex the same number of times?... just with a higher number of partners?
Just saying is all.
Because a lot of those dicks were the size of a french baguette?BIKINIMOM said:OK I dont understand this comment.
I am not saying that I am a proponent of the adult film industry AT ALL. But if you had sex with only ONE MAN from the age of 18 to 35, how would your coochie be any tighter than a woman who had sex the same number of times?... just with a higher number of partners?
Just saying is all.
jackangel said:i think she's attractive. i'd like to go spelunking.
BM, isn't it likely that:
1. she's had sex more often than the typical woman (regardless of the number of partners)?
2. she's had harder and longer sex than the typical woman?
3. she's had bigger dicks (it is porn, after all) inside of her than the typical woman?

This statement is very easy to understand. I am not going to go into detail explaining it but there's a difference when you're fucking a 1,000 guys than when you are having sex with one a few times a week (many couples even have less sex than that). There are other factors involved as well but I think people can get my point.. The more you have sex the more stretched out you are..especially when you are having sex with guys of all different sizes.BIKINIMOM said:OK I dont understand this comment.
I am not saying that I am a proponent of the adult film industry AT ALL. But if you had sex with only ONE MAN from the age of 18 to 35, how would your coochie be any tighter than a woman who had sex the same number of times?... just with a higher number of partners?
Just saying is all.
InquisitivePsyche said:This statement is very easy to understand. I am not going to go into detail explaining it but there's a difference when you're fucking a 1,000 guys than when you are having sex with one a few times a week (many couples even have less sex than that). There are other factors involved as well but I think people can get my point.. The more you have sex the more stretched out you are..especially when you are having sex with guys of all different sizes.
So it is definitely like a hotdog thrown down a hallway.
Do you know the size she has had in her? My God. Read the above statement by Dial-Tone. I bet she is way more stretched out than an average woman. Maybe not now because she's been dating big headed tito so she isn't really doing porn anymore but at her peak.. ick.BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm nope.
To say that her coochie is "nasty" because it has had so many cocks in it is a fair statement as it is personal opinion. But to say that a woman who has had a lot of sex with MEN (not talking about the number of babies that she has delivered vaginally or the repetitive insertions of foreign objects of a like magnitude) will have a stretched out vagina is sort of well, silly.
BIKINIMOM said:No, I don't believe that she necessarily has had more sex than "the average woman
InquisitivePsyche said:Do you know the size she has had in her? My God. Read the above statement by Dial-Tone. I bet she is way more stretched out than an average woman. Maybe not now because she's been dating big headed tito so she isn't really doing porn anymore but at her peak.. ick.

the problem is shes around 500k.gotmilk said:100,000 miles require replacing the belts
BIKINIMOM said:Ummmm nope.
To say that her coochie is "nasty" because it has had so many cocks in it is a fair statement as it is personal opinion. But to say that a woman who has had a lot of sex with MEN (not talking about the number of babies that she has delivered vaginally or the repetitive insertions of foreign objects of a like magnitude) will have a stretched out vagina is sort of well, silly.
And here is another scary fact that "your mother never told you":
If you deliver more than 2 children vaginally, regardless of your purity:
YOUR COOCHIE WILL BE A HALLWAY.
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You don't have to thank me. T'was my pleasure to educate you. My mother never told me either. But then again, my mother DISLIKED sex so much I am still trying to figure how any of us got here, let alone the three that she did give birth too.
I have 3 kids and mine is not stretched outgotmilk said:100,000 miles require replacing the belts
gotmilk said:You would need a new vagina if you were fisted by 1000 guys.

feisty11975 said:I have 3 kids and mine is not stretched out

BIKINIMOM said:Shup. That's because you take it in the ass....![]()

Grumpy Old Man said:Well honey remember the other night???????
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feisty11975 said:Only sometimes![]()

BIKINIMOM said:See, that cuts down on the wear and tear on your coochie though so even after you squeezed out those puppies you are still TIGHT.
Either that or yo menz are that small....![]()
feisty11975 said:lmao
and yes, my ex hubby was small
Poor me for 11 years.

BIKINIMOM said:See now...
I have ALWAYS said, that I must have one of THE SMALLEST and sensitive coochies on the planet as even men that are "average" can very easily hurt me.
See.... just goes to show you that the number of partners one has had has NOTHING to do with the "size" or "elasticity" of a gal's coochina.
Cause EVERY DUDE on EF has been up in this......
IN THEIR DREAMS!!!!![]()

p0ink said:what about being DP'ed and having numerous fists in there? surely that would play a role.
Subzeero said:don't forget the extra spacious refrigerators.
oolloooloolooloololoInquisitivePsyche said:I bet fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Mavafanculo said:oolloooloolooloololo
I know that a baby obviously stretches you out a shitload more but that isn't what we're talking about. We're talking about the fact that so many DICKS have stretched hers out. NOT a baby. So that's why I said "Fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway." It's just an expression that thousands of dicks stretched her out.BIKINIMOM said:HELLO!!!
IT IS A MALE MEMBER - NOT A BABY.
Please go back and read my post on same.![]()
Jenna Jameson's vagina surgeryAAP said:someone cut and paste the goddamn article.
chickWootoom said:lol@the chicks fighting over stetched vaginas lolollolol
InquisitivePsyche said:I know that a baby obviously stretches you out a shitload more but that isn't what we're talking about. We're talking about the fact that so many DICKS have stretched hers out. NOT a baby. So that's why I said "Fucking her would be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway." It's just an expression that thousands of dicks stretched her out.
unclecharlie said:chick
Lestat said:i know some women that could use this... when the beef curtains hang lower than 1" you have a problem!

Not necesarily true. Why do you think a girl who has never had sex before is very tight compared to after she has had sex numerous times. You CAN get stretched out by a dick just not close to the extent of giving birth. Why do you think it hurts so much the first time a girl has sex (there are many reasons but this being one). For example, a virgin is tighter than a woman who has been having sex - and that's because she HAS been stretched out more by a dick.BIKINIMOM said:See, what you dont understand is that this is:
1 - NO AMOUNT of fucking with a human dick can "stretch a woman out".
and
2 - This is an expression that males classically use to devalue WOMEN.
*more of those dirty little secrets that our mothers were afraid to share*
InquisitivePsyche said:Not necesarily true. Why do you think a girl who has never had sex before is very tight compared to after she has had sex numerous times. You CAN get stretched out by a dick just not close to the extent of giving birth. Why do you think it hurts so much the first time a girl has sex (there are many reasons but this being one). For example, a virgin is tighter than a woman who has been having sex - and that's because she HAS been stretched out more by a dick.
I don't look at this is an expression used to devalue women (perhaps many men do) but more as just an expression about whether or not a woman may be sexually active. Although in Jenna's case, I guess I do. But to me, his is a bit different than the "norm."
BIKINIMOM said:OK check this out...
There is more than one reason why a virgin (or very sexually inexperienced girl) would be percieved as being "tighter" than one who is more experienced.
A - the hymen is most likely present in a girl who has not been vaginally penetrated yet.
B - even once the hymen has been broken regardless of how many partners a woman has had or even after birthing SEVERAL babies, if the WOMAN (see us old broads can lack lubrication too) is not aroused for ANY REASON there will be little if any lubrication making penetration very difficult, thus giving the sensation of her vagina being tighter.
So sorry.... it is a MYTH that a human penis can "so stretch out a vagina" that it would be noticeable.
I am frankly quite shocked that you, given the fact that you are a female and considering your major would lend yourself so easily to a stereotype proliferated BY MEN to DEVALUE WOMEN.
I am further interested as to what compelled you to make a moral judgment over this particular woman (I prefaced my initial comments by saying that I was no proponent of the adult film industry.) because of how she chose to make a living. I am certain that you are a lovely young woman who has a very bright future ahead of her. Why did you feel the need to use such a vile expression designed by MEN to DEVALUE WOMEN?
I find THAT aspect of that comment coming specifically FROM YOU to be hurtfull of ALL WOMEN.
You don't have to degrade this woman in order to raise yourself up. We can already see how beautiful and intelligent and unlike this poor lost soul you are.
Just my humble opinion. Agree or disagree. Like me, love me, hate me.... just callin it the way I see it.
InquisitivePsyche said:I had ONE comment and you chose to take it as you did:
Fucking Jenna must be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway. Now, ALL I said was that when girls are sexually active THEY ARE stretched out so everything you have listed here as to why they are stretched out, I agree with. I never said ""so stretch out a vagina" that it would be noticeable," so I have no idea where you are getting that from. I never said it was noticeable. LMAO. Everyone knows Jenna is lose and stretched out. If someone chooses to pursue a career in what she does, she better be able to accept the fact that people are going to talk about it.
My question is this, why are you defending someone who has slept with more people than you've probably met? The girl is trashy to me and that is my opinion. If you like her and respect her, that's perfectly fine with me because it's YOUR opinion. I for one, do not. All I did was a crack a joke. And I thought it was funny (among a few others). And I am not degrading her to raise myself up. I don't need to be "raised up," or however you are putting it. It was a JOKE. Lmao. Thanks for trying to analyze me but your attempt failed. This is what I think about her, and that's that.
Would you want your daughter looking up to Jenna as a role model?

heatherrae said:"She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."
Just try to tell me that those puns were not intentional.


heatherrae said:PS -- men are flattering themselves if they think that their dicks will permanently stretch a woman out and make her loose.![]()
BIKINIMOM said:WERD
I mean this broad has got to have the brains of a pea... poor thing. Hope she had a good investment broker.![]()
Nothin. I'm a virgin. Just like Britney Spears was when she claimed to be.BIKINIMOM said:PUH-LEASE..... WTF do YOU know?
*chortle*

heatherrae said:Nothin. I'm a virgin. Just like Britney Spears was when she claimed to be.![]()
What movie? 40 year old virgin? ;-)BIKINIMOM said:Hey... I am too!
Didn't you hear about that movie they made about me?
You seem to make things into MUCH more than they are. It was a joke and that was it. Now you are saying that I am talking about moethering children? You are analyzing this way too much and you take things way too personally. You say "I am not defending anymore," and that's FINE. That's all you are doing. If i have an opinion about a person and I make a comment, well that is MY opinion. End of that.BIKINIMOM said:*sigh*
I am not defeding anyone. Too bad you missed the point. When you are older and have had a child or two and some dumbass on elite or some other place will say to you, "Bah... old lady, fucking you would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway." in a feeble attempt to make themselves feel better for YOU having rejected them, it will be then that you will understand.
You see I dont NEED to down anyone in order to give any other womanchild a role model. I need only conduct myself in a fashion that I would hope would make that womanchild proud to have known ME.
What does Jenna Jameson, Britney Spears, Janet Reno, Oprah Winfrey or ANY OTHER FEMALE have to do with how a woman would mother her children?
*waves*heatherrae said:"She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."
Just try to tell me that those puns were not intentional.
cindylou said:Not only that ; but like I said earlier she is probably the nicest sweetest person in the world who is insecure and would do anything for anyone ; especially men if she thought it might please them.
She probably thought that was all she had going for her ; and wanted to make her better.
I feel sorry for her. I'm not sure what it takes to do that for a living ; but I do feel sympathy for any woman who chooses to do that for a lving.
InquisitivePsyche said:You seem to make things into MUCH more than they are. It was a joke and that was it. Now you are saying that I am talking about moethering children? You are analyzing this way too much and you take things way too personally. You say "I am not defending anymore," and that's FINE. That's all you are doing. If i have an opinion about a person and I make a comment, well that is MY opinion. End of that.
You are taking this out of proportion because now you are putting words on my mouth saying that I am commenting on how someone mothers a child. And of course, you say "Old lady blah.." which are more words that you are putting in my mouth- I don't care about rejection, or whatever it is you are trying to psycholanaylze me to be - it was a SIMPLE JOKE - plain as that. Stop taking things so personally and being so defensive.
http://uchiblogo.uchicago.edu/archives/ChicagoHotDog2.jpgthe-short-one said:actually...no. shes's a spoiled diva.(I watch "Vivid Valley" on the Playboy Channel.
) Reality series on vivid Entertainment.
That aside, I doubt the whole hotdog/hallway thing is true. It was funny, though.False, but funny.
the-short-one said:actually...no. shes's a spoiled diva.(I watch "Vivid Valley" on the Playboy Channel.
) Reality series on vivid Entertainment.
That aside, I doubt the whole hotdog/hallway thing is true. It was funny, though.False, but funny.
heatherrae said:What movie? 40 year old virgin? ;-)

Understood however some women may look at what I say in a joking manner. Not all are as serious as you. So with that being said, everyone is different. And as I said previously, I respect what you have to say whether I differ with my opinion or not.BIKINIMOM said:Joke? Sort of like jokes about *niggers* *jews* *wetbacks* et al...
Sorry, but I don't find these jokes funny either, regardless of who it is that they are being made about at the time, whether I find that individual to be someone whose politics or personal choices I agree with or not.
Perhaps you should stop, take a breath and read your own words.
YOU are the one that brought up female role models and mothering. NOT ME.
And did I take your use of an expression that men commonly use to devalue ALL WOMEN with personal offense?
Yes, I did.
What you don't realize, my dear, is that I was the second female moderator on these boards when they were boards BY bodybuilders/competitors/etc FOR bodybuilders/competitors/etc. Back in the days when there was a serious burden and responsibility to be met by those who were honored enough to be chosen to act as such. I was asked specifically for a few reasons to help moderate these boards but one of the primary reasons was so that NO WOMAN would be degraded by anyone, a cause that I still choose to champion to this day.
So there you have it, no psycho analysis needed. Just simple explanation.![]()
cindylou said:OH - lmao! i WAS way off then huh? Lol!
I tend to see the good in everyone to my DETRIMENT. It never works out in real life the way it does in my head.![]()

InquisitivePsyche said:Understood however some women may look at what I say in a joking manner. Not all are as serious as you. So with that being said, everyone is different. And as I said previously, I respect what you have to say whether I differ with my opinion or not.
It was a joke and that is that. i wasn't planning on "digging deep," into it. I didn't realize people had such tight poles up their asses either (no offense but people make TONS of comments on here that aren't always SERIOUS).the-short-one said:I chose to "haha" over your remark because it was funny. I also know that BM is right, but I'w way too lazy to get into any kind of debate over it.
She handled it so well, there was no reason for me too.![]()
InquisitivePsyche said:It was a joke and that is that. i wasn't planning on "digging deep," into it. I didn't realize people had such tight poles up their asses either (no offense but people make TONS of comments on here that aren't always SERIOUS).
If I make one, BOOM - jump on the wagon to attack her. Just like that whole "slut," thing we had going on a few weeks back. The minute I said it there was a uprise of people criticizing me for using the word. Then once that was over, others continued to use it with no consequence whatsoever. Hey - I guess people like to be entertained. I don't really care. I'm just joking around and poking fun.
Now vagin tight like man anus.JavaGuru said:Vagin like sleeve of wizard?![]()
M'kay. I understand. So you can choose to ignore my jokes and not respond. If not, that's your perogative.BIKINIMOM said:My goodness... who attacked you with hatred?
Now let me tell you about two niggers, three jews, and a wetback... they were all standing at the pearly gates waiting to talk to St Peter... or was it Allah? Or maybe the joke is that they are really going to rot in hell.
I will say this once more, since you didn't understand it the first time:
I do NOT find stereotypical jokes about ANY group funny. But least of all, jokes that are meant to devalue WOMEN.
M'kay?
InquisitivePsyche said:It was a joke and that is that. i wasn't planning on "digging deep," into it. I didn't realize people had such tight poles up their asses either (no offense but people make TONS of comments on here that aren't always SERIOUS).
If I make one, BOOM - jump on the wagon to attack her. Just like that whole "slut," thing we had going on a few weeks back. The minute I said it there was a uprise of people criticizing me for using the word. Then once that was over, others continued to use it with no consequence whatsoever. Hey - I guess people like to be entertained. I don't really care. I'm just joking around and poking fun.

InquisitivePsyche said:M'kay. I understand. So you can choose to ignore my jokes and not respond. If not, that's your perogative.![]()
You keep saying "Mr," and "he," so I'm not sure if you think I'm a guy but I'm not. LOL.the-short-one said:I have several friends who are in the porn industry. They have thick skin. I don't think they'd survive any other way in that business...but they're also human beings. I don't ever make derogatory remarks about them - but your analogy was clever and unique. That's what made me laugh.
Mr. Creative.![]()
I rarely degrade women. And in my opinion, this wasn't a comment that was degrading women. I make jokes about myself all the time and I just don't care. Certain things are meant for humor and certain things can be left for a more serious approach. This IMO, was not intended to degrade WOMEN as a whole. It was a joke. Now if I wanted to degrade women based on this subject, I would have been MUCH more serious. The only degrading that is being done IMO, are the porn stars such as Jenna, who give women a bad name. To me what they do for $ is degrading. I would never try to earn my respect that way. We all have our opinions. That is mine.BIKINIMOM said:Darlin - you can tell all the jokes you want. But you best believe that I will not hesitate to correct you when I see you making comments that I feel devalue women. I don't care which board member you are.
Ask around. I personally take offense to all sorts of stereotypical jokes meant to devalue groups. But I am PARTICULARLY offended by those that devalue women.
Now I may be a moderator no longer, but that doesn't mean that I don't still feel the need to stop hatred against women when I see it thinly vieled by *jokes* that are in extremely poor taste.
There is already enough testosterone-driven small-minded hatred against women proliferated on EF. I never thought that I would live to see the day that it would actually be proliferated by A WOMAN.
Shame on you.
the-short-one said:She's on my friend's list on myspace, if it makes you feel better.lol
The thing about Jenna is that she can dish it out as well as she can take it - and would probably have laughed at the hot dog/hallway remark, too.
Then she would have kicked his ass.![]()

InquisitivePsyche said:I rarely degrade women. And in my opinion, this wasn't a comment that was degrading women. I make jokes about myself all the time and I just don't care. Certain things are meant for humor and certain things can be left for a more serious approach. This IMO, was not intended to degrade WOMEN as a whole. It was a joke. Now if I wanted to degrade women based on this subject, I would have been MUCH more serious. The only degrading that is being done IMO, are the porn stars such as Jenna, who give women a bad name. To me what they do for $ is degrading. I would never try to earn my respect that way. We all have our opinions. That is mine.
BIKINIMOM said:I don't now nor have I ever known anyone in the porn industry.
I feel sorry for anyone that ever gets mixed up in such a harsh business. I can't begin to imagine how low an opinion they must have of themselves or how dire their circumstances must be in order to feel that they have no other option to make a living.
awesomejay said:thats a pretty broad sweeping stroke.. i've seen interviews with porn stars and sure some of them are messed up and i've also seen ones who seem to have their head on and realize how much $$ they can make in a short time doing it. From what i've read in this thread i'd say more then a few people on here are quite closed minded and quick to judge/label people. Just because they work in porn doesnt automatically make them drugged up , low self esteem whores. I mean grow up, its a job just like anything else. I personally laugh at all the people who sit in cubicles all day staring at a computer screen, why is that a better way to make a living then porn? Because the society and people like you dont think is acceptable ? Who the fuck are you? What gives you the right to judge or label them?
awesomejay said:thats a pretty broad sweeping stroke.. i've seen interviews with porn stars and sure some of them are messed up and i've also seen ones who seem to have their head on and realize how much $$ they can make in a short time doing it. From what i've read in this thread i'd say more then a few people on here are quite closed minded and quick to judge/label people. Just because they work in porn doesnt automatically make them drugged up , low self esteem whores. I mean grow up, its a job just like anything else. I personally laugh at all the people who sit in cubicles all day staring at a computer screen, why is that a better way to make a living then porn? Because the society and people like you dont think is acceptable ? Who the fuck are you? What gives you the right to judge or label them?
InquisitivePsyche said:You keep saying "Mr," and "he," so I'm not sure if you think I'm a guy but I'm not. LOL.
awesomejay said:prostitution is a job like anything else.. they perform a service and get paid. that sounds like work to me.
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