Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Immortal Juicer]

HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY

 

[Paulos]

They call me cock knocker.

Why do they call you cock knocker?

Well, you see, that's a long and complicated story....

 

[beefybull]

Great movie, but those who havent seen "Clerks", "Mallrats", "Dogma", and "Chasing Amy" may not enjoy the movie as much b/c they wont get any of the inside jokes (of which there are tons)

 

[Ceebs]

The Clit Commander sequence is just brilliant. Genius.

 

[ZenMachine]

Just watched it again this weekend. I think it is hilarious.

Jay's message on the internet "...It is you who are the ball lickers......"

I think Will Farrell is hysterical as well.

"Morris day and the motherfuckin' Time................"

Zen

 

[c-sharp minor]

My cousin interviewed Kevin Smith a few times. He says he's a pretty cool guy.

It's too bad that this was supposed to be the last movie with J & SBob.

I remember watching Clerks and thinking they were among the best parts of the movie.

 

[ZenMachine]

Jay - "and for the record were not gay"

Agent Willandholly "and also for the record, I knew that wasn't a little boy"

Jay " "One more thing for the record...."He loves the Cock" Pointing at silent Bob.

 

[Raina]

Was amusing in a more "dumb" way vs the other movies which are much more witty.

 

[Kakdiesel]

I have the DVD..did anybody watch the other DVD that came with it with the interviews and explanation of the movie story line?

like they cut out the part that the 4 girls were two lesbian couples..thats why they had all that tension when Shannon Elizabeth's character fell for Jay the male.

I think its one of the funniest movies of all time...

My favorite part:

Jay: "dude, I think i just filled the cup...."

 

[c-sharp minor]

Did you see the deleted scene with "Scooby"?

 

[Frackal]

You sucked 37 dicks?!?

 

[Nathan]

Did you see the deleted scene with "Scooby"?

The red lipstick scene.

 

[Silverback316]

This would be the perfect movie to take to your girlfriends parents house when you first meet them.

 

[bigAragorn]

"4 girls, three guys....whats the count boys? Lets rock!"

"hey mr science guy...dont spray that aerosol in my eye...for i...fr....for i dont really wanna die......im a noble rabbit"

Jay -->"i mean if you were a sheep....would you fuck a sheep"
Scott --> "oh...well then.....you bet your ass i would"

sean whatever his last name from american pie was fuckin hilarious in his short role.

b.A.

 

[Immortal Juicer]

You sucked 37 dicks?!?

In a row?