Janitors and shitting

[theoak01]

I fucking hate the Cleaning lady at my work,everyday I have a set shitting time and everyday she interupts my shits and I only get half of it out because its weird to keep shitting while she waits outside the washroom door. I am going to blow her fucking cart up or hire Satanic Goatslayer to rid her from my life so I can shit in peace.

but honestly you would figure the bitch would get the hint because every day I give her ass the look of death as I am leaving the shit room. Now I gotta try to change the time I shit by like 10minutes so I can get a good one in.

 

[Y_lifter]

Nothing is worse than bowel performance anxiety..

 

[Bullit]

Ballerinas and Puking

 

[theoak01]

I agree I was so mad,that would have been the best part of my day but now I have to wait till rugby to take my anger for her and the asshole people I deal with out on my teammates lol

 

[bwood]

jesus dude...

im sorry your colon is so wimpy...

nobody interrupts my shits...

i mean you could have been exposed to vx
nerve gas, and know that a syringe
of atropine is sitting right outside my stall...

and you would STILL choose a herking, jerking death
instead of smelling my bowel movements...

 

[*Fucker]

Why don't you just tell her something to the tune of "I'm taking a shit - come back later" and be done with the problem?

 

[gsxr1000]

So you should load up all morning on some really bulky foods. Then get in there like 15 minutes before she goes in and drop a mighty M.O.A.B. right in there big enough to clog the bastard and just get up, wash up, and leave it there for her to contend with.


Revenge is a dish best served cold............well actually steamy in this case.

 

[Y_lifter]

Why don't you just tell her something to the tune of "I'm taking a shit - come back later" and be done with the problem?

Problem solved and so simply.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Leave a dump for her. Actually that reminds me of a funny story that applies here. A few of my friends work at Ford manufacturing trucks/suv's and one of them lives basically right across the street. Well auto workers typically get an hour or so break and my friend is always being asked to leave his house open or for the keys so people can there for various reasons. Well, one night this big cat who hangs out with my friend asked him for the keys, the big guys name is the Lincoln Logger, cause he takes big shits. So, he goes to the house, proceeds to take a gigantic dump in the stool and uses up all the toilet paper. Plus, it won't go down, the stool is clogged and there's no plunger.

My buddy gets off work at 3 a.m. and wants to go home, eat, shit and have a beer and he walks in the bathroom, lifts up the lid and there is a piece of paper taped to the inside and it's basically a big frowning face, opposite of a smilie face, and the words "Sorry" and a huge terd and dirty toilet paper in the stool with it.

Maybe you should take a gigantic dump and leave it for her so she knows you did it.

 

[HULKSTER]

My buddy gets off work at 3 a.m. and wants to go home, eat, shit and have a beer and he walks in the bathroom, lifts up the lid and there is a piece of paper taped to the inside and it's basically a big frowning face, opposite of a smilie face, and the words "Sorry" and a huge terd and dirty toilet paper in the stool with it.

Maybe you should take a gigantic dump and leave it for her so she knows you did it.

LMAO!!! FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO!!!

 

[*Fucker]

Maybe you should just contact this Lincoln Logger and ask him for help.

 

[Y_lifter]

Make an OCCUPIED or ACCUPADO sign and hang it on the outside door when you go in.

Last week I was here at work late in the john when this hispanic
cleaning lady open the door and yells something Unintelligable
to apparently see if it was empty..

I yelled back "HUH" ?

 

[theoak01]

like the note idea,Ill let you know how it goes,Im off till mon so this should be fun