Jail Time

[HG Pennypacker]

There is only one thing that would cause me to put myself in a position where I would consider going to jail. Mrs. Pennypincher and the kids are aware of this and have pledged their full support.

That would be punching Jared repeatedly in the pancreas until some type of bile seeps from his ears.

 

[WODIN]

I'm going to Wendy's

 

[p0ink]

one of my friends went to jail and they beat his ass for his food, his blankets, and for no reason. i never asked about the whole anal rape thing though, because i just didnt want to find out.

 

[HappyScrappy]

worst thread ever.

ever.

 

[knight69]

i,m heading to gym.

 

[the nature boy]

in reality HG is just looking for some hot interracial prison love.

 

[HappyScrappy]

i,m heading to gym.

nice talk you

 

[beastboy]

one of my friends went to jail and they beat his ass for his food, his blankets, and for no reason.

Wouldn't the first two be the reason?

 

[HappyScrappy]

Wouldn't the first two be the reason?

LOL
you got it all wrong - it was 3 reasons.
3 very different reasons.

 

[p0ink]

Wouldn't the first two be the reason?

some people just didnt like him, i suppose.

my friend isnt a bad guy, he just did some stupid shit. he stole a roll of lotto tickets, which he got parole for. he later failed two drug tests, got a speeding ticket, and violated house arrest...so, they gave him a year in jail, but he only served like 7 months. he was lucky.

 

[beastboy]

I'm going to Wendy's

Do you find yourself asking for McNuggets there too? I wonder if it pisses them off? Like they can never get out from underneath McD's shadow....

 

[the nature boy]

nice talk you

no I think he said he's heading over to Jim's.

 

[ZenMachine]

one of my friends went to jail and they beat his ass for his food, his blankets, and for no reason. i never asked about the whole anal rape thing though, because i just didnt want to find out.


he was lucky.

I hope I am never that lucky.

Zen

 

[notoriousQQ]

You know what type of bird don't fly?











A jail bird. My friend used to find this saying particularly funny until he spent a couple of years in the pen. Now, he finds it fucking hysterically funny. That along with something about what is known as a "fifi" in prison, or a homemade pussy, involving a rubber glove and some type of hair grease and a tight wrapped towel.

 

[WODIN]

I'm eating a Wendy's #1 right now!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I'm eating a Wendy's #1 right now!

That's funny. I just got back from taking my second #2 of the day. Or poops as some of you may prefer.

 

[gymtime]

in reality HG is just looking for some hot interracial prison love.

Agreed. I too think HG secretly longs to be the cellblock sweetheart.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I thought this thread was going to be about marriage.

 

[notoriousQQ]

if marriage is about butt sex, people pooping and man love, this very well could be a thread about marriage.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I thought this thread was going to be about marriage.

If you want me to talk about my first marriage, we can go that way if you want.

 

[gymtime]

If you want me to talk about my first marriage, we can go that way if you want.

That'd be swell. I could use a nap before lunch. Napping always makes me hungry.

 

[Y_lifter]

Actually if I have my HG reincarnation right, his first marriage was damn exciting..

Lots of hatred and evil and etc...

Bring it...

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Actually if I have my HG reincarnation right, his forst marriage was damn exciting..

Lots of hatred and evil and etc...

Bring it...

If you're just figuring out the HG reincarnation, you're a little behind on the learning curve.

By the way, keep trying to figure out who Assassin Excrement is as well and maybe all the answers to life's problems will drop on the floor in front of you, much the way your fishing avatars made me blackout numerous times.

 

[Y_lifter]

Just figuring out

Like .... No

Don't be bad mouthin fishin now....